"It's preferable to walk in the Sun instead of sitting in the shade, I fancy a walk"
Oliver Gaymond, Brand consultant and lacklustre Pub-time Philosopher.
Unfulfilled and empty, otherwise frustrated, asleep or drunk.
I don't like not knowing how things work.
Once upon a time I spent far too much time doing pointless things with Aligned Nano-composites as part of the Polymer Physics group at the University of Reading.
Now I'm lazy.
The Dog Lovers.
So they bought you
And kept you in a
Very good home
Central heating
TV
A deep freeze
A very good home-
No one to take you
For that lovely long run-
But otherwise
'A very good home'
They fed you Pal and Chum
But not that lovely long run,
Until, mad with energy and boredom
You escaped- and ran and ran and ran
Under a car.
Today they will cry for you-
Tomorrow they will buy another dog.
"The fact they 'laughed at Galileo' isn't what made him a genius."
"education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant."
"It's like you said the other day," said Adam. "You grow up reading' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus' when you think the world's all full of amazin' things, they tell you it's really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nuclear waste hangin' about for millions of years. 'Snot worth growin' up for, if you ask my opinion."
"Hands over ears I am more than annoyed.
Ten songs forty fucking breakdowns.
Who the fuck handed you that guitar?
If you want to suck keep it up.
You're doing nothing but wasting your time.
If you have to do what's been done.
There's so many better bands to cover.
Strap up, pluck that D chord and 2-step some Sweet Home Ala-fucking-bama."
