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About Me



The higher that the monkey can climb, the more he shows his tail.

I do these things...



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A Preist. The good people of the Asylum. Someone to explain to me what the fuck happened at the end of Cities of the Red Night.

My Blog

Rumsfeld is a Human Crop Circle

Or... "Ding Dong Rumsfeld's Dead". Well, politically speaking anyway. Good old Rummy will still snuggle down with Joyce tonight, dreaming perhaps of the glory days when he could bring the might of the...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:48:00 GMT

My Life In Marketing: A Bad Day for Reflection

A friend of mine recently made a coment about the apathetic nature of people born after 1970 and it got me thinking; why are we so apatheic? I blame rabid comsumerism, but then I would. Here's the edi...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 14:19:00 GMT

The iGeneration Subcultural Re-anactment Society

Bringing Past Youth Cultures to Life... Tired of the continual struggle to be original? Can't help but think your parents were better dressed than you? If so the iGeneration Subcultural Re-anactment S...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:18:00 GMT

15 Broken Therimins, 4 Singular Misnomers and 1 Tube of Patented Ear Lubrication

Today it feels like a badger has died in my head. This is quite possibly due to the fact that I've spent the last four days on tour with theOracleboy. However, despite the descesaed omnivores currentl...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 07:17:00 GMT

Why the Tooth Fairy is Better than God

The Tooth Fairy; forever cursed to be a synonym for the ridiculous. Seems a little unfair to me when you consider the web of myths, untruths and inexplicable beliefs in which we surround ourselves on ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:15:00 GMT

2005

Well, that was fun wasn't it boys and girls? Sooooooooooo, yeah... philosophical reflections and such... Hmm... 2005 was awesome in so many strange and wonderful ways that it would take me most of 200...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 17:49:00 GMT

Throwing Poses from the Spiral of our Divinity

I swear I'd forgoten what it was like to actually do nothing. It really is quite a revelation. I've been off ill since Wednesday and in that time I've done not one even remotley constructive thing. We...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 19:02:00 GMT

*insert uber-pretensious blog title*

Monday morning and Im driving from Brighton to Guildford after the gig the night before. The air is clearer than I can remember it being for a long time and the sun divides itself into rays as it pas...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 16:11:00 GMT

I Heart Papa's Trailer

Ok, so after finishing uni a month ago I rather unexpectedly found myself in a position where I had to move back in with my folks. At first the prospect of moving home filled me with the kind of cold ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:57:00 GMT

Of Paper Towls and Dope Dealers

Right, so after pretty much missing two full nights sleep getting into all kinds of debauched antics I decide to go to bed at 7pm tonight thinking I'll be able to sleep right through till tomorrow mor...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 18:08:00 GMT