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JaKe.

i got no dick 8o|

About Me



Sophie is amazing, I love to hide behind her head when I get scared.
She's the only person in the world who can beat me logically in an argument.
Everyone should have a special someone and she's my special someone.
She's my Angel and loves me more than I will ever know.
I feel like writing this is forced and gay because it only gives a brief synopsis into my feelings for her.

So I'll stop and talk about me.

I'm Jake, comment me below.

My Interests

Friends
Music
Drums
Gigs
College
Rainy-day Activities
Sleeping
Alcohol-Consumption
Football
Money
Skateboarding

I'd like to meet:



Louis Belston, becuz he has everything you need, trust.

Music:



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Movies:


Pan's Labyrinth
The Lord of the Rings
Silent Hill
Full Metal Jacket
Green Street
Hostel
Little Shop of Horrors
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
Ichi the Killer
The Grudge
Anchorman
The Matrix Trilogy
Jackass the Movie(s)
The Football Factory
This is England
Trainspotting
The Full Monty
Saving Private Ryan
Dude, Where's my Car?
Snatch
Mean Machine
Severance
28 Days/Weeks Later
Napolean Dynamite
Dogma
Big Daddy
Click
Billy Madison
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
House of Flying Daggers
Dead or Alive
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Lost in Translation
Closer
Garden State
She's the Man
The Butterfly Effect
Donnie Darko
Memento
Freddy Got Fingered
The Lost Weekend
Castaway
Nothing to Lose
Little Nicky
Star Wars
The Goonies
The Lion King
Monsters Inc
Shrek
Platoon
American Pie
American Pie: The Naked Mile
Constantine
Dirty Sachez Movie
Oldboy
Battle Royale
Guest House Paradiso
Casshern
High School Musical
High School Musical 2

Television:


Deal or No Deal
Spaced
South Park
Scrubs
King of the Hill
The Simpsons
Spongebob Squarepants
Jackass
American Dad
I'm Alan Partridge
The Office
Dirty Sanchez
Eastenders
Extras
Little Britain
Peep Show
The Mighty Boosh
King of Queens
Becker
Coupling
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Fairly Odd Parents
Only Fools and Horses
Monkey Dust
Pokémon
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Big Train
Bottom
Perfect World
Men Behaving Badly
Bo'Selecta
The Royle Family
Harry Enfield and Chums
The X Factor
Two Stupid Dogs

Books:

Tolkien
Adams
Dickens
Pierre
Thomson
Evans
Fine

...and the Metro

Heroes:


Alphabetical:
Santa
Crazy Kev
That bloke from the pub
Ned Flanders
Harrison Ford
Tentacool
Master Chief
Michael ShooMAcK3R
The Moon
Cactus Jack
Madeline McCan't-find-me
Joan of Ark
Noah's Ark
Sparky-Ark
Charley Dimmock
A Flamingo
Jake Martin
Jake Martin
Jake Martin
Ding-Fling-Ding-Bingo-Wing-Ba
Tinkey Winkey
Dipsey
LaLa
Jake Martin
Bill Clinton
Dale Winton
Old-Bint-on
The Tooth Fairy
Timmy
King Koopa
Megatron
Lars Ulrich
Terrorists
Jamie Wolf
Jamie Theakston
The bus-driver's postman's mate
The first man on the Sun
Manager of B&Q
The guy who invented stuff
Jake Martin

(Disclaimer: None of these people have changed my life, in fact some are simply made up. I've never met any of them. They're not my heroes. I'm just trying to look like I have friends).

My Blog

Pokémaniac

Look i'm not sad for loving Pokémon. Quite the opposite in fact because whilst you're out there drinking, socialising and getting laid i'm here levelling up my Munchlax to lvl 40, and he even knows so...
Posted by JaKe. on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:34:00 PST

Scatman

Hahahahahaha.Scat-singing is really hard, honestly; only been trying for about two minutes honestly.(8) Salt lemon and lime time (8) - a line from that gnarly Tequila song, good fucking times. I'm not...
Posted by JaKe. on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:24:00 PST

TheDragonSlayingRobinsFan

I'm going to sleep in a bizz, just thought I'd write something seeing as I'm soo cool.Things that have changed since last blog:>I am now an official dragon-slayer.>I have new socks.>Something has occu...
Posted by JaKe. on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:27:00 PST

CoolQuestionnaireThingy

  If you're interested in having a Pop, just post a comment to me with your answers, would be nice to see what yu put! =D 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have ...
Posted by JaKe. on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:02:00 PST

TheDayWhereConfusionBegan

It's a confusing time! But I've managed to space out my little-blogs so far that I can't remember what has happened since the last one.Okay, the basic differences: College has restarted, and well that...
Posted by JaKe. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:29:00 PST

PizzaBoozeAndKickAssFriends

It's been too long since I wrote one of these. But the pointlessness of why I do still remains. The summer holidays have surpassed many expectations.I mean, I never would have thought that those ...
Posted by JaKe. on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:33:00 PST

IdKillForSomeFun

It's incredible. I look outside and it's pretty much a nice evening and I'm sat here chatting on Msn to loadsa fucking narks, no offence but convos can get tedious when all I wanna do is go outside. B...
Posted by JaKe. on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:15:00 PST

TheWorstIdeaEver

Look whether you read these or not, you'll pretty much know how it's gonna end up. I'll say something along the lines of "Your Momma" when I get bored and then you'll laugh alot thinking "Jake's amazi...
Posted by JaKe. on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:52:00 PST

ThingsThatMeanSomething

Here's a few things that mean lots and lots to me in my life, they are as follows: My Steam This is basically my kettle. Without my kettle I couldn't make tea, and tea is good after all, especially wh...
Posted by JaKe. on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:10:00 PST

TheConfinedWayToBeADrugAddict

As if you didn't already know it's been a few weeks I think since I started on this whole new blog thing. Leaving my old home behind *sobs* and starting a new. I've written a new story about a snail w...
Posted by JaKe. on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:48:00 PST