drums, guitar, bass, carpentry, golf, drawing, stickers, cars, tattoos, screen printing, dogs, interior decorating, writing in cursive, darts
your mom
The Dyslexics, MSeize, Clutch, Fu Manchu, Scissorfight, Flaming Lips, Slipknot, Helmet, Radiohead, Snot, Janes Addiction, AC/DC, Fugazi, Morrissey, Badly Drawn Boy, GWAR, U2, Black Sabbath, Deftones, The Cure, The Doors, Grateful Dead, NIN, Social Distortion, Blackalicious, Modest Mouse, Lamb of God, Hatebreed, Goatwhore
Fletch, Brat Series, Weird Science, Breakfast Club, To Live and Die in L.A., The Muppets Take Manhattan, Bull Durham, The Sure Thing, Behind the Green Door, Star Wars, Gleaming the Cube, The Doors, Full Metal Jacket, Sudden Impact, Club Ginger, He-Man, High Fidelity, Better Off Dead
Mike Hammer, [all] Pro Wrestling, M*A*S*H, Hardcastle & McCormick, Simon & Simon, Magnum P.I., Sesame Street, Ask This Old House, COPS, Street Hawk, Airwolf, MacGyver, The A-Team, Knight Rider, T.J. Hooker, CHiP's, Matt Houston, Modern Marvels
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Catcher in the Rye, some yellow Dean Koontz book, Have a Nice Day - a tale of blood and sweatsocks - by Mick Foley, I read the Bobby the Brain Heenan book entirely on the toilet (but over about 25 sessions)
John Holmes, Peter North, Tom Byron, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, Randy West, Harry Reames, John Leslie