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Dear diary...Today I lost my faith in humanity... (again).

About Me

What have I been doing the past few months?Well, mostly, I've been photocopying twenty dollar bills and throwing them out of my car to watch people dart into to traffic to retrieve them.

My Interests

Eating. Sleep. Your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom

Music:

Just about anything but Reggae.
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Movies:

Big fan. Basically like anything... unless I don't.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy and Lost!

Books:

All about the fantasy. And not just the kind I have about your mom.

Heroes:

Abe Lincoln.