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Whiteface Charcoalpants

Let us pray the Pimps prayer. Lord please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and

About Me

I'm heaven sent, don't you dare forget. I am all you've ever wanted, what all the other girls all promised. Sorry I told, I just needed you to know I think in decimals and dollars. I am the cause to all your problems, your shelter from cold. We are never alone. Coordinate brain and mouth, then ask me what it's like to have myself so figured out... I wish I knew. This is war. Every line is about who I don't wanna write about anymore. Hope you come down with something they can't diagnose, don't have the cure for. You're holding on to your grudge. Keeping quiet is hard 'cause you can't keep a secret if it never was a secret to start. At least pretend you didn't wanna get caught... In Loving Memory Of Raab..."Don't knock it, it's cheap...like the budgie." "Ya see officer, that U-turn was based on a whole good deeds scenario." "You need to find a highly paid psychiatrist, not a psychologist you're gonna need some drugs." "Yay, go gay."

My Interests

Uhm...cheese? Is that an interest? Whats an interest? Jessica --
[noun]:

A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comhaha you would think they know me...hmm.. width="425" height="350" ...

I'd like to meet:

In loving memory of one of my dearest friends Rob...I love you. August 12 1988 - March 24 2007 You will be missed more than you know.

Music:

Why dont ya ask me...whos my favorite band? "Some folks say that smoking herb is a crime, if they catch you smoking they're bound to drop the dime. Insufferable informa crazy fools. Wait with their fingers crossed for you to break the rules and in the evening when we try to jam, we like the music loud in this here band. We let the bass line drop as loud as we can stand, somebody always gotta turn informa for the man." You're a prison I can't escape. You're a decision I never make. Heard me laughing, You heard me weep and moan. When it's good, it's so, so good. When it's gone, it's gone. They say time will kill the pain, I say pain is gonna kill my time. Lord won't you save me Or leave me alone. I hang your picture right above my mind, don't do anything you can't deny. I could never be your pawn. Because when it's good, it's so, so good When it's gone, it's gone Some drink to remember Some to forget Some for satisfaction Some to regret I hope a brighter day to you I've shownFinch-What it is to burn

Add to My Profile | More Videos.. width="425" height="350" ..Check out my brother's shit! Do it now! Buy it, its good I promise!

Movies:

Drop Dead Fred....the best movie from any kids childhood! Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Snatch (hehe sounds like the dirty word but its not about boodisee) Heartbreakers Fight Club The Amityville Horror

Television:

Heroes, Dirt, Naked Trucker and T-Bones Show, The Boondocks, Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, House, The Office, CSI (the regular one not Miami)and some more, maybe...I dunno.

Books:

The Hot Zone baby!!! Sick and wrong...sick and wrong in so many ways.... Still Life With Woodpecker, Gone, But Not Forgotten, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (and the whole set after that), The Servant's Of Twilight, The Undertaker's Widow, Superstitious, theres so many more, but I can't think of them all.

Heroes:

My hero is Space Barbie, because she proves once again that Barbie can do anything....even fly to space!.. width="425" height="350" ..ok look, so I totally gave in I wanted to create a mini me but in cartoon form....woo here it is...

My Blog

Haha I love this video!

Ok so as most of you know I love Justin Timberlake, a little too much at times, but in this video they are basically making fun of him all through out it. I mean, the song is called Wow, I can get sex...
Posted by Whiteface Charcoalpants on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:13:00 PST

Rest in Peace Rob, you'll always be in my heart

Rob Sandgren, 18, was born in Woolwich, Maine on August 12, 1988 to Bill and Patti Sandgren. He moved to Everett two weeks ago and was killed tragically on March 24, 2007. A memorial service will be h...
Posted by Whiteface Charcoalpants on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:25:00 PST

A Subtle Dagger

It infiltrates, insidious. It faints at love, betrays our trust in what we've known since we were born. The truth we've found in all we see points to design and still our chests swell. We'll never fin...
Posted by Whiteface Charcoalpants on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

My Proof that god is out to get me!!!

Ok so i've come to the conclusion that god hates me....he does.  so lets start this story from the very beginning....My birthday was tuesday (those of you who know me should have known that alrea...
Posted by Whiteface Charcoalpants on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST

R.I.P Grannie Frannie

Frances Phillips-Lopez-McNaughton, 77OCEANSIDE ---- Frances (Fran) Phillips-Lopez-McNaughton, 77, died of congestive heart failure Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2006, at Tri-City Medical Center.Born Dec. 10, 19...
Posted by Whiteface Charcoalpants on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:36:00 PST

I Shall Not Walk Alone

Battered and tornstill I can see the lighttattered and wornbut I must kneel to fightFriend of minewhat can't you spareI know some timesit gets cold in thereWhen my legs no longer carryand the warm win...
Posted by Whiteface Charcoalpants on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:41:00 PST

Trials and Tribulations

  The growing anticipation, the fear of not knowing The key piece of information that could change the life forever. It's too soon to know, but too late to change the outcome there's no time to h...
Posted by Whiteface Charcoalpants on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:55:00 PST

How I almost died!!

Ok, so it wasnt that life threatening but it was scary, mind the drama, so I went to south everett to pick up my first paycheck from my new job and I went to pull out and take a left onto a busy stree...
Posted by Whiteface Charcoalpants on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 02:33:00 PST

My reccent trip to Canada...oh god

So on a whim, my friend Melissa calls me and says shes kidnapping me and taking me to Canada...I laugh it off thinking shes joking, but the funniest thing is....she wasn't. So i kid you not, not even ...
Posted by Whiteface Charcoalpants on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 12:49:00 PST

YOU LAZY SONS OF BITCHES!!!

here i have the cutest baby up for ..MY FRIENDS to vote on and ur lazy asses cant even do that...some fucking friends y'all are...YOU SUCK!!!!                 &...
Posted by Whiteface Charcoalpants on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:25:00 PST