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michealthorpe

I am here for Dating

About Me

First off, I'm a liar. I lie about everything including my intensions, my past, weather I'm single or not, where I've been, etc. I just met a girl recently and told her I bought a house which is why I needed a cash advance on my paycheck cause I was too embarrased to tell the truth and I wish I did own a house. After 7 years in the military I have nothing to show for it except bad credit and an ABANDONED SON! I usually lie about the fact that that I have a child as well and because I don't see him but once or twice a year at most anyway they usually don't find out. I send money...isn't that enough?? I just deny him to justify not being interested in his life and hook up with women that aren't intrested in dating dead-beat baby dadies. The reason is because I don't really care about anyone. I also have a very small package that is shaped oddly and I sUck in bed.. literally, ;)I know I'll probably only get to hit it once so what does it matter if I lie. I also lie because I have low self-esteem and need to create a fantasy me that is much better than the actual me, although I've been lying so long I'm not sure what the truth is anymore.

My Interests

Riding my bike to meet people that don't know me yet cause they are the easiest to front with. Selling overpriced bikes to the idiots that think I'm hooking them up...so I can try to pay my bills cause since nobody wanted to live with me I'm BROKE!

I'd like to meet:

Studpid, easy woman and men that have no LIAR RADAR and don't mind that I have an STD. The last couple have figured me out so I need one with low self esteem like me, who can't figure out by my 3rd grade writing skilss that I am not very inteligent. I cheated on my wife to be with my last girlfriend but I cheated on my last girlfriend too even though I told her I loved her for 3 1/2 years and asked her mother for her hand in marriage - I know I know I'm a piece of shit!Or idiots that wanna buy a bike from me... I love to play the salesman game - make em think I'm gonna hook em up but then write in some gear on their loan for me and make them pay for it...Fun Bike Center still hasn't caught on and I'm so good at lying my customers will never know. LOL

Music:

I like gutta ass retarded music made by fools wit no skills but talk about shit I wish I had like Game and Money and a car and a hot girl that actually wanted me to f%ck her

Books:

I've never read a book

Heroes:

Myself - Cause I don't wanna change, Actually ain't capable so I'll go on about this miserable life as I've been lying, cheating, stealing, mistreating people, and being pathetic and still SHOCKED AND CONFUSED ABOUT WHY MY LIFE SUCKS.