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Keith

About Me

I am a member of the subspecies Homo Sapiens Sapiens. I work full-time, being awesome yelling at people and getting shit done. You wouldn't be able to buy fast food or the shit at Walmart with a credit card if it wasn't for me. I have 2-3 hours of free time daily, which I spend separating myself from the rest of the world. I play guitar in a band that you won't like, unless you like music that will make you die. I also record my own music that you probably just won't like. Making music the purpose of my life is my goal, if I don't succeed then I will start an internship as a hobo. I'm single, so if the hobo talk is getting you going, you know what to do...

My Interests

things like musics; the making and playing of, Getting paid for yelling at people, snobby beers, menageries, horror movies especially the ones that are really good or really bad, the absence of stupidity.

I'd like to meet:

Tom Waits, I will meet him. And we'll drink Pruno and Koolaid and give each other tattoos with a tatto gun made from a cassette motor and a guitar string. We'll talk about old cars and our mother's pool cues, and then our music will make you forget about the shit on the radio.

Music:

Tom Waits, Faith No More and Mr. Bungle are the things I listen to the most right now. Also NPR, even though it's not really music.

Movies:

The original "Of the Dead" series, Zombie, Burial Ground, Hell of the Living Dead, Grindhouse, Maniac, many etc.'s.

Television:

Jeopardy, Cops, Attack of the Show, other various things I don't really pay attention to.

Books:

Siddhartha, The Naked Ape, Brave New World, Catcher in the Rye, All Quiet on the Western Front, 1984, Farenheit 451, the Martian Chronicles, Catch-22.I will be reading these soon: The Doors of Perception Heaven and Hell The Divine Comedy (maybe)

Heroes:

I have no heroes, but Tom Waits may be the closest I have to a hero, because he's a grizzled old bastard who absorbs alcohol and cigarettes while emitting unparalleled music with a gravely voice and a scarred visage.