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Josh

adding insult to ninjary

About Me

Makeshift Muckraker, Chauffer of Chauvinists, Carpetbagging Cameraman.

My Interests

I sit on random Brooklyn benches, eat egg and cheese croissants and talk about 9/11 conspiracy theories.

I'd like to meet:

theories of atlantis

Music:

totally listen to it!

Movies:

Loose Change , Zeitgeist , Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Amalie, Indiana Jones, Farenheit 9-11, The Big Lebowski, Star Wars, PeeWee's Big Adventure, JFK, Stand By Me, Goonies, Vacation......

Television:

Is death

Books:

Holy Blood Holy Grail, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy, The Message of The Sphinx, Fingerprints of The Gods, Rule By Secrecy

Heroes:

Wes Anderson, Indiana Jones, Han Solo....and width="425" height="325"

My Blog

ENOUGH....

....with the locked profiles already!!!Yeah, your MySpace profile is SO exclusive!It's like a hip NY night club....we ALL want in so badly, but damnit, our names aren't on the list!Locked profiles are...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:19:00 PST

school

people, people, PEOPLE!......Jesus! (hangs head)Okay....grab a desk, take a seat and take out your pencils.1.You plus are= You're..........as in "you're an ape's taint for not knowing the difference b...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Around the world in 22 days....

2006 has been a whirlwind.Summer started early with 2 months in Miami. Then somehow our fates led us to the middle-east with 2 weeks in Israel, then followed a week in Paris and 3 solid months in Lond...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:19:00 PST

Dolphin wrestling

So....I was shopping for Christmas cards tonight at Kash n' Karry in Hyde Park. This place was voted something like the "hottest pick-up joint in Tampa Bay" by the local hip paper or something. Anywa...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:49:00 PST

tiny dancer

Okay, okay....chill out! I will tell you the breakdancing story. But chill! So, yeah, basically my fear of dancing spawns from one sad, tragic incident from 1984. No, not the book, I was actually ali...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lizards

(Josh is on hands and knees trying to get an ant to crawl onto a leaf so he can move it out of the way of the skatespot so he won't run over it) (Pat rolls up on his board and upon observation of w...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST