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AFisTehSuck

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI miss Saipan!
*If I was a color, I'd be yellow, bright and happy as the sun.
*If I was an animal, I'd be a monkey, clever and playful.
*If I was a vehicle, I wish I could say I was a Porsche, fast and fun to drive .... But I'm more like an Accord, easy to maintain and around for the long haul.
*If I was a food, I'd be dimsum. A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
*If I was a little more motivated, I'b be an astronaut.
*If I was music, I'd be funk, something everyone could groove to.
*If I was one of the seven dwarves, I'd probably be Doc; but Shar might disagree and say I was Dopey.
*If I was a flower, I'd be a gardenia; I'm that sweet.
*If I was a candy bar, I'd be a Whatchamacallit; words can not fully describe the paradox of my being.
The ABC's
(according to Ken)
A: aardvark, all-inn, alaska, asshole
B: babys, beer, buddah, butter
C: we're sorry, this section is currently undergoing creation... thank you!

My Interests

Forbidden Island (Thanks Felix)

The Grotto
There is no surf on Saipan...

I'd like to meet:

The Dalai Lama; Orson Scott Card; fun loving, creative and open-minded individuals; any fake individual that want's a chance to be real; the Girl of My Dreams (but I'd settle for Angelina Jolie ;)

Music:

Anything with a Groove to it

Movies:


Any Tony Ja film, Scarface, Kung-Fu Hustle, 3-Iron, Oldboy, Old School, The Neverending Story (O.K. I'll admit, it's been years, but it was still one of my faves), The Labrynth, Life Is Beautiful, The Professional, Unnecessary Roughness, Major League, Harry Potter series (although the books are WAY better), Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Armitage 3rd, Ninja Scroll, Any Kevin Smith film, Braveheart...

Books:

As far as 'literature' goes, Salinger, Steinbeck, Shakespeare, Plato, Juvenile, almost any surviving Greek play, Wilde, Ibsen. Currently, I'm in the middle of 3 ongoing series. Jordan's Wheel of Time Martin's Song of Fire and Ice and of course, Harry Potter. It's such a pain in the arse waiting for each new book. Favorite authors: Orson Scott Card, Nelson DeMille, Michael Connelly, Patricia Cornwell, R. A. Salvatore, John Grisham, Wies and Hickam. I've also recently been turned on to Tom Robbins. I'm not sure if I really like or really hate him yet...

My Blog

Comming Soon!

While it's not every day that someone invents the wheel this might be the best invention of 2008 (or what ever year it's released)...
Posted by AFisTehSuck on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:19:00 PST

alaskan impressions

So. I'm sitting in a seedy hotel room (ok, it's got WiFi, so I guess it's not that seedy, but it does reek of cigarette butts) in Anchorage, Alaska. And I'm posting my first blog. Wahoo! These are jus...
Posted by AFisTehSuck on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:40:00 PST