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Jaime

I'm the boss, Applesauce!

About Me




"I am so many white people I mean where do i start? I've got lots of personalities I just can't tell them apart and I never remember anything, except for those things which I never forget, you know there's no in between" - Ani Difranco
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." ~ W. Somerset Maugham
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My Interests

Other Peoples Music Collections, Surfing the web as I am an internet and information junkie, Matty, The Phenomenon that is Pop Culture, Making Mixes, Jagermeister, Guitars, Vintage T-shirts, Road Trips, Good Stories, A Good Debate, Being Wrong, Being Right, Talking and Not talking, Going to Shows, The quest for a good Mojito,Taking Baths, Interpretive Dance, Laughing, Reading, Knitting, Flickr, Ebay, Coming up with clever excuses to skip the gym, Spontaneity, Big Words, Eye Candy, Puppies, Did I mention Matty? Sailboats, Sunsets, Breathtaking Views, Wine, Good Food, Good People, Pop Art, You know, Stuff...

I'd like to meet:


Your 5th grade teacher....
Your mom.
Joan Rivers.
Jim and Pam.
Anyone who can make me laugh.
Folks from a past life. Mine or otherwise.
People with substance and character who will enrich my life in some way.
Musicians, Writers, Artists...unique, creative, genuine people.
Oh, and if you happen to be a Scientologist, I'd like to know about it.
I have an insatiable appetite for Matty.

Music:


See: JEFF TWEEDY - SUNKEN TREASURE.
In addition to Wilco, I also enjoy the sounds of The Faint, Arctic Monkeys, The National, Kings of Convenience, Aimee Mann, The Beatles, Phish, Talking Heads, David Bowie, Belle and Sebastian, Widespread Panic, Bela Fleck and Billy Joel to name just a few. This list could go on so long it makes me dizzy so I'll stop for the moment....

Movies:

In America, Adaptation, Wonderboys, Best in Show, V for Vendetta, Being There, Chocolat, Kill Bill, I Heart Huckabees, Family Man, Dan in Real Life, Dancer in The Dark, The Doors, High Fidelity, Walk the Line, Life is Beautiful, Garden State, Lost City, Everything is Illuminated, Squid and the Whale, Memento, Children of Men, Run Lola Run, Fight Club, American Beauty, Crash, Amelie, Office Space, Matchpoint, Keeping the Faith, About a Boy, Dude Wheres My Car, Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Muppets Take Manhattan, Neverending Story...

Television:

24, Lost, Heroes, The Office, Family Guy, It's always Sunny in... Rob and Big, 30 Rock, Big Love, FOTC, Simpsons, Daily Show, Reno 911, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Arrested Development, Campus Ladies, Curb your enthusiasm, Project Runway, What not to Wear, Starved, Taxi Cab Confessions, Wonder Showzen, Robot Chicken, Cosby Show, Game Shows, And my guilty pleasure, - I am a sucker for Reality TV!!!

Books:


CURRENTLY READING:The Neverending Story - Michael Ende

RECENT READS:
BLINK - MALCOLM GLADWELL
LULLABY - CHUCK PALAHNIUK
ANGELS AND DEMONS - DAN BROWN
FAHRENHEIT 451 - RAY BRADBURY
SURVIVOR - CHUCK PALAHNIUK
WILCO - LEARNING TO DIE - GREG KOTT
INVISIBLE MONSTERS - CHUCK PALAHNIUK
KILLING YOURSELF TO LIVE - CHUCK KLOSTERMAN
THE ZERO - JESS WALTER
Books that are biographical in nature, social commentaries, non-fiction and the occasional fairy tale.

Heroes:


My Blog

Notes to Self...

Fact: Each year some 1.5 million tons of plastic are used on thebottling of 23 billion gallons of drinking water.Fact: If everyone in America recycled their junk mail, $370 million inlandfill dumping ...
Posted by Jaime on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:35:00 PST

The New Spam

I don't even know what to say to this...Subject: Nice to meet you at the lectureJaime,Rabbi Greenberg introduced us at the lecture you sponsored with Rabbi Kessin. I am about to take off to Uman to do...
Posted by Jaime on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:12:00 PST

Remember the Mountain Bed

"Do you still sing of the mountain bed we made of limbs and leaves? Do you still sigh there near the sky where the holly berry bleeds? You laughed as I covered you over with leaves Face, breast, hips,...
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 05:11:00 PST

Momentum

"Oh, for the sake of momentumI've allowed my fears to get larger than lifeAnd it's brought me to my current agendumWhereupon I deny fulfillment has yet to arriveAnd I know life is getting shorterI can...
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I HAVE SEEN IT ALL...

I HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL!I was just in the bathroom here at work and there is only one stall in there which I was occupying. A heard a women enter so I hurried myself to finish my "business" so that she...
Posted by Jaime on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:13:00 PST

Olfactory Hues

"Throughout the night when there's no direct light and a thin veil of clouds keep the stars out of sight I can smell the colors outside on my lawn The moist green organic that my feet tread upon And t...
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Drake

What anincredible weekend in St Pete! Ihad a really funtime with some of my most favorite people in the world, and I had the chance to meet the most precious baby in the world, (sir) Drake Eben Law......
Posted by Jaime on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:22:00 PST

For your viewing pleasure

Pics from New York, V's Wedding, Etc......
Posted by Jaime on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:09:00 PST

Matty/Jaime Conversations

A Typical Jaime/Matty Conversation:Matty: I've got all this cereal here and I dont like it. Do you think you might like it? I'd hate to waste an entire box!Jaime: Bring itMatty: Bring it where?Jaime: ...
Posted by Jaime on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:24:00 PST

What's in a name?

You entered: Jaime Lynn RoseThere are 13 letters in your name.Those 13 letters total to 61There are 5 vowels and 8 consonants in your name.Your number is: 7The characteristics of ..7 are: Analysis, un...
Posted by Jaime on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:58:00 PST