Aside from learning history, drawing, watching independent/foreign/"cock-sucking commie" films, cooking and plant growing, I also love learning martial arts. I had a show in the 80's which was about some of my experiences growing up, but unfortunately it didn't do too well.
Hmmm, I think I'd rather list "Guy's I'd totally blow." Don't worry, the list will DEFINITELY get longer.
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and DEFINITELY
Slides from my interndimensional travels
I have 100 friends.
The part of me worth saving
The Lover I don't deserve - I mean that both ways :)
The Daughter I Never Got Knocked up wi.. err, The Daughter I Never Had
The Doppleganger
The Legendary Mother of "The House of Carriage"
The Floating/Phasing Geisha Cousin
The tarnished but gleaming heart of Gold
The sometimes unwanted, but mostly wanted sister
The Honorary Lawyer
Phil.
The self appointed "Bronx Baby"
The Blue Eyed Soul Brotha
The actual X-Man
The actual member of the JLA
The one and only, Wonder Woman!
The Hitchhiker of the Galaxy
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Janis Ian, Tori Amos, Tracy and the Plastics, K.D. Lange, The Indigo Girls, Phranc, Ravel, (whew, enough lesbians right?), Adagio, Bjiork, Garbage, Tom Morrissey, The Cure, Nina Simone, Madeline Peyroux, Gypsy Kings, Alanis Morissette, La India, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, Rilo Kiley, Pulp, The Magnetic Fields, Gangsta Boo, Twisted G, The Secret Machines, Johnny Giovanni, and many more.
La Femme Nikita, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Frankie Starlight, Fresh, Waiting For Guffman (I wanna be teacher's pet...), Interview With the Vampire, Lady Snowblood 1 and 2, Fox and His Friends, Extremities, Guilty Pleasure Movies: Better Off Dead, Some Kind of Wonderful, Cleopatra Jones, The Mack, Foxy Brown, Blacula, Leprachaun 4:Leprachaun in Space, Leprachaun in the Hood, Funny Farm, Nightmare Weekend, Kung Fu Girls 1-3 and Who's Harry Crumb
Shows I like: Strange World, Everybody Loves Raymond, Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Seasons 1, 2, 3, 5 and the final episodes of 4 and 7), Xena, Sailor Moon S, King of Queens, that alchemist anime on the cartoon network, Family Guy, and last but certainly not least, Strangers With Candy!!!!!!!Here's a clip of me hosting a Muppets episode in the 70's. .. width="425" height="350" .... Shows I don't like: Hmm so many...I guess I'll just narrow it down to : most...no ALL current WB shows, Dragon Ball Z, Will and Grace, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy (ugh! how i despise the exploitation of gay activism!), The Hugleys, anything that has Paris Hilton in it, any "wholesome" family viewing program (I find them deeply offensive since they show an image of "normalcy" that I think is quite unrealistic and winds up making people feel worse about their lives).
Giovanni's Room, Interview With the Vampire (before a certain character dies), The Blue Girl, Brave New World, The Jungle, and of course: The Last Unicorn.