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Dirty Little Whore

What's brown and sticky?...A STICK!

About Me

Sometimes I pick my nose til it bleeds.... ~The End~

My Interests

Hmmm...Learning things that will be useful Learning things that will be pointless Music Music Music Extreme Tennis Finding money in my pocket Digging things from my ears and piko Biting my nails (finger AND toes!) Odd smells Investigating the aforementioned smells Peoples reactions to "gross" things People who think I'm not "entirely" sane Potato cannons My truck (not yours...JUST mine) Interweb Money-making schemes Horrible plans that work out Hangin out with the friendfolk Getting intoxicateded Being right List goes on and on

I'd like to meet:

I dunno...Dont careView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

If you know me... I like damn near anything... as long as it IS in fact music... Straining necks and bruised bodies at the metal shows...drunken sing alongs to All-American rejects... Booty music while dancing (or attempting to do so)... Music is a huge part of my life. If I had to lose a sense...It would never be the sense of sound and hearing it.

Movies:

Comedy by day Horror by night DRUNKEN MOVIE NIGHT AT THE DOLLAR THEATER!

Television:

I'm hooked to DVDs

Books:

Essentials of Firefigthing ver. IV EMS Prep (any) Wildland firefighting ERG & NIOSH Drumming for Dummies

Heroes:

Jack Nicholson-Crazy mofo

Dr. Cox-NOT the actor, but literally... Dr. Cox.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker-Fucking GENIUSES!

Hugh Hefner-...No comment...

My Blog

Narcissism

I think I wanna go to paramedic school.
Posted by Dirty Little Whore on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:39:00 PST

Oh hellz yes

I jussed passed my closed course test on Friday.  You know what that means?  Get off the road!Stay home!Don't attempt to drive anywhere!Don't even go to your mailbox til after 4:30!Cuz Kaion...
Posted by Dirty Little Whore on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST

It never ends, does it?

I've been through a lot now that I think about it...Once when I was in kindergarten or 1st grade I managed to puncture clean through my hand with an ice pick.  I was so shocked I didn't even reme...
Posted by Dirty Little Whore on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:43:00 PST

Yesterday Sucked

SOoooooo.... I woke up yesterday and feel like shit for the 3rd day in a row... hoping that the coughs, aches, and pains will subside after I drink some fluids and take my meds, I head down to trainin...
Posted by Dirty Little Whore on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

EPIPHANY! I am a pedophile...

It makes me ILL!  This entire fucked up fiasco of lies, betrayals, heartache, desperation, and loneliness.  I hold these things to be true: She lied to me time and time again.She never showe...
Posted by Dirty Little Whore on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST

MY LOVER IS BACK!!!

That's right people... It was a long few weeks... I missed her so much... but because I gave her the attention she deserves, time and effort... my lover... my baby... my 89 Toyota 4wd extra cab is bac...
Posted by Dirty Little Whore on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:14:00 PST

*sigh*

I quit... its done.... not worth my time... and besides... I cant be emo firefighter-man.  I need to be young, athletic, optimistic, superhero firefighter ninja man... or something similar...&nbs...
Posted by Dirty Little Whore on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:56:00 PST

Emery should have named this song after me

SO yah.... I'm on my way home from work and listening to random cds ive bought and never listened to.  Then all of a sudden, this song comes on.  Truck's already parked but I can't help but ...
Posted by Dirty Little Whore on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:41:00 PST

Philosophical Moments...

Today I've realized something... At Bolo Graphics at the mall, they sell glass vases that they have had sandblasted with various designs... I noticed, that each one would regularly catch someones atte...
Posted by Dirty Little Whore on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:11:00 PST

roudn two of drunken mofos

So me and my friends went drinken again tongiht..... mostly because one had a shitty day... which was made even MORE shitty when his truck was stolen right under everyones eyes...RIGHT OUTSIDE OF DOMI...
Posted by Dirty Little Whore on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:28:00 PST