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Misery

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About Me

I have black hair. I hate liars. I get bored really easily and have the attention span of a ferret on Meth.I hate the English.and people who are extremely sensitive and start acting like a bitch when it comes to their feelings but completely insensitive and dont give a fuck when it comes to yours.I also hate the way the internet cafe smells like rancid crotch that hasnt seen soap in years.And I hate being a magnet for every Black man that is hooked on crack or homeless within parking lot radius everywhere I go. Stop standing behind me when Im on the computer or anywhere for that matter, you smell and it freaks me out. No I am not a racist. As long as you are clean and dont stand behind me we will get along great.I also hate my feet. I want new ones for my birthday. Size 6 1/2 please and preferrably caucasion but will settle for hispanic feet if I need to, just get me some new ones, Im sick of people staring at mine all dumfounded and shit.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is old enough to buy their own alcohol... That would be refreshing for a change... No dinosaurs... People who have an Xxx in front or at the end of their name freak me out so please don't message me. I'm not a shallow person but if you are ugly we probably won't get along so hit the back button on your browser, K? Thanks... Bye.
LYKE OMFG!!! YOU ARE SO HOT!!!!

My Blog

Would I ?....

Still be beautiful if I pushed myself in traffic and 20 cars ran over my face and my insides were spread all over Sunset? I dont think so.   Fuck off.
Posted by Misery on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 04:54:00 PST

A very long and hazardous birthday week....

I have still not quite completely recovered from yet but have faith in myself that I will pull through. a few short recaps of my past week without going into too much detail. 1. Falling in l...
Posted by Misery on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:58:00 PST

Hey dickheads...

I got a job today. California Natural Pain Relief I'm doing front office work and computer tech type thingies..... We have pot. But only for people who have a card and need it. No card = No weed Pat ...
Posted by Misery on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:39:00 PST

I am back fags!

I am going to start becoming active on myspace again. I tripped and fell down a hole one night when I was drunk and my fat ass got stuck in there. Thank god this girl Rose heard me screaming for help ...
Posted by Misery on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:56:00 PST

I love....

My kid with all my heart. And I miss her in more ways then any of you will ever know... Having her on my Myspace is one of the few things that I have to look forward to everyday because it brings me a...
Posted by Misery on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 12:27:00 PST

Toads.....

and trolls. Stay the fuck away... No really. I will throw up on your neck. Try me. Fucking gross. UGHHHHGBLAHHHH!~!!
Posted by Misery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A story.... Check it...

This story is called. The UNICORN THAT ROCKS. There once was a unicorn. She was like a freaky dishy blonde washed out crack hoe and shit. All the other tricky unicorns on her block were smoking a j...
Posted by Misery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST