jazzercise me, baby |
Starting now...this will be like the 1,378th attempt on my part to try to begin and maintain some amount of healthfullness. I always end up getting into decent shape and losing a bit of weight, and t...
Posted by THE wood on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:40:00 PST |
The woes of the negative checking account. |
I would encourage you all to take advantage of my extreme desperation. I need cash and I need it now. I am a woman of many talents. A few of the things I can do well include: Reading you a bedti...
Posted by THE wood on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST |
Putting a stop to candyland |
Attention fellow students of the College of Veterinary Medicine: It is with great sadness and regret that I must request that you refrain from giving me all your unwanted finals week candy. The...
Posted by THE wood on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:47:00 PST |
such a relief |
You Are 24% AbnormalYou are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a c...
Posted by THE wood on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST |
The trees are ready for sleep |
I love love love this time of year. I have seen some of the most gorgeous leaves falling today. It puts a song in my heart when the brisk wind blows across my face during a walk, and my no...
Posted by THE wood on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:03:00 PST |
No reason not to be happy |
Last night I heard some badass new music, met some fantastic fun people, drank booze around a fire, and slept in a warm bed. It just goes to show me that sometimes the best things in life are so...
Posted by THE wood on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST |
what is this world coming to?! |
So I went to the OKC fair with Dawn and Lem last night. I was so pumped about the people watching I was gonna do, cuz everyone knows that the white trash is out in force at the fair, right? ...
Posted by THE wood on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:03:00 PST |
Test for smart people |
Becky sent this to me, cuz I'm smart =) Test for Smart People. I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are...
Posted by THE wood on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST |
Fresh muzak courtesy of Kasey Chambers |
You gotta go check out this Australian artist that I learned about from Tisha. Her name is Kasey Chambers. Though some of her material is a little too country for my taste, she is an...
Posted by THE wood on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST |
Skunk killing |
So my dog just killed a skunk....in my BACKYARD. I let her out to pee, and she goes streaking across the yard as fast as she can run. It's pretty dark out there, but I see her attack...
Posted by THE wood on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:40:00 PST |
