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Rob

I am here for Friends

About Me

Well, I moved too much as a youngster and now I am loving the community in a non-sexual way. Really? Seriously, though, I've lived all over the place and I am finally happy to be where I am - I have the best friends you could ask for. Except the neighbors! God, could they BE any closer! I mean come ON! What the hell is up with living NEXT to people anyway? It's a serious violation of my privacy! And that STREET light?! Don't get me STARTED... Just add me to your list already, I will soon be a close and personal friend to people who live 1000 miles away. Can you beat that? Conan will blush! -- God I'm a geeky mess! Woo hoo! P.S. I love cheese cake and Chicken Nuggets.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

like anyone who has a sense of humor coupled with an acute case of the sarcastic. Can you talk good? That's important too, also. Have I mentioned I LOVE monkeys?

Music:

Geez, what the hell am I supposed to do with this little space?

Movies:

Geez, AGAIN, what the hell am I supposed to do with this little space?

Television:

I watch the TV but I think it watches me more.

Books:

I love books with pictures and hyperlinks. Where's that "underlined in blue" text I love?

Heroes:

My Folks. My sister. My girlfriend Jane.