My name is Brad. As you can tell from the photos above I never shut my mouth.
Is that a good thing? Maybe.
Is that a bad thing? I don’t know.
But what I do know is this…………I fucked your uncle.
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Here's a little bit of stuff about me...
___________________________________I miss Chicken-A-Go-Go
I enjoy drinking
Fingerpuppets are fucking awesome!
Ebay is God… enough said!
Im in love with Triple J
I want a pair of cowboy boots
Chocolate Ripple Cake is pretty yummy
…So are Tic Toc biscuits.
Morgan Freeman’s best role was as ‘Crazy’ Joe Clark
Playing outside in the rain makes me happy.
People often mistake me for Stingray from Neighbours
I dislike people who still pay using cheques
I love Sushi more than most of my friends.
I own over 400 DVD’s, most of which I forget I actually have.
I have more music than your parents have ever heard.
Music is my life, so is living…that’s a pretty big part of my life too.
Mongolia would be my dream holiday.
I can cook better than Jamie Oliver; he has lips like a shark’s vagina.
Pretending to talk in Cantonese humours me.
…As does swearing in Italian.
I want to get tattoos, but I can’t decide on which ones I want.
Sunnyboys are the greatest thing below 0 degrees celcius.
My bumper bar on my car has been hanging off for 14 months now.
The boot of my car smells like mouldy beer, overcooked broccoli, and wee.
I’m quite partial to nonsensical chit-chat.
I have no heart.
If I were rich, I’d buy every single Kmart and turn them into Op Shops!
My phone never gets used enough.
My iPod gets used too much.
‘The Dude’ Lebowski is my idol.
I’ve never really enjoyed the taste of cream cheese.
…Or whipped cream… or anything else creamy besides ice-cream, and your mum’s punani.
If cancer were edible, I’m sure it would taste like vegemite.
Therefore if chemotherapy was also edible, it would be Nutella.
I love eating frozen chocolate bars!!
Mega-Choc shakes from Wendy’s are probably the best invention ever.
I was the one who gave Stella her groove back.
I’ve seen every single episode of The Sopranos, but not any of The Godfather movies.
Fruit Tingle cocktails are quite the tasty beverage!
Condensed milk in tubes is probably the best thing invented.
I do enjoy a nice cheese.
... i'll add more later.
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