Almighty Jimbo the Brave...

about me?... about me... hmmmm well i guess we should start at the beggining. well at first all was dark there was no air, no earth, not even any stars. just me and a whole bunch of hydrogen gas floating around in this endless void. one day approximately 6.4 billion years ago i was bored and descided i'd better clean up my abyss, so i started to rake up my hydrogen collection into a pile.
at some point i guess the pressure just got too much, because all my precious precious hydrogen blew up! you can imagine my surprise!, anyways at this point it was getting late so i figured i'd better to to bed... well sleep atleast. i slept in the next day for about 3.2 billion years and when i woke up, all my hydrogen was completely ruined!... some was burning in massive balls, some had joined together to form more complex elements and these too had formed spherical masses.
well it was to late to fix up my hydrogen, most of it wasnt even hydrogen anymore, so i just descided to leave it and see what happened... 1.2 billion years later here we are...
wait thats more about the universe than me isnt it?... ummmmm... well just look around a bit more theres bound to be something about me further down.
wow you found it... what a budding little detective you are
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: jimbo the brave
Date of Birth: 6:30pm 27-05-89
Birthplace: armidale hospital, perth
Current Location: coota
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 178cm
Heritage: awsome
Piercings: negative
Tattoos: not just yet
Favourite:
Band/Singer: atm killswitch engage and nightwish
Song: wish i had an angel - nightwish
Movie: too many
Disney Movie: lion king
TV show: top gear or mythbusters
Color: dark reds
Food: hahaha dont get me started
Pizza topping: satay chicken maybe
Ice-Cream Flavor: choc of course
Drink (alcoholic): coronas maybe or jaeger bombs
Soda: coke
Store: pauls ski shop lol
Clothing Brand: meh
Shoe Brand: couldnt care less
Season: winter or summer... not one of these inbetween seasons
Month: august... peak ski season
Holiday/Festival: chrissie
Flower: triffids
Make-Up Item: deffinately eye shaddow, just cant leave the house without it :S
Board game: risk
This or That
Sunny or rainy: either
Chocolate or vanilla: choc
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: depends what mood im in
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: have fun while im waiting to get into the raaf
Most missed memory: if i missed a memory i wouldnt remember it
Best physical feature: *shrugs* what are some suggestions people?
First thought waking up: fuck me dead, piss off sun, your such a dick sometimes
Hypothetical personality disorder: eh?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: polyvinylchloride
Sesame street alter ego: cokkie monster :P
Fairytale alter ego: snow whi- iiiiii ahhh mean robin hood
Most stupid remark: i cant possibly choose just one
Worst crime: being to brave and manly
Greatest ambition: pilot with good family
Greatest fear: sharks lol
Darkest secret: like anyone puts that you tosser
Favorite subject: history - ancient
Strangest received gift: edible undies... from tim lol
Worst habit: being perfect
Do You:
Smoke: nope
Drink: i do enjoy the odd snifter of port around christmas
Curse: not overly so
Shower daily: deffinately
Like thunderstorms: hell yeah :)
Dance in the rain: havent... but any vounteers to join me??
Sing: not well lol
Play an instrument: nope... wish i did tho
Get along with your parents: yeah
Wish on stars: haha i do somethimes actually
Believe in fate: no
Believe in love at first sight: through experience
Can You:
Drive: like a pro
Sew: like an indian child
Cook: like an iron chef
Speak another language: nope, want to tho
Dance: barely lol
Sing: haha nope
Touch your nose with your tongue: used to be able to
Whistle: yeah
Curl your tongue: yup :)
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: in the past 10 days... only 7 times lol
Been Stoned/High: nope
Eaten Sushi: its awsome
Been in Love: am right now
Skipped school: only maths lol
Made prank calls: im the best
Sent someone a love letter: dont think so
Stolen something: not on purpose
Cried yourself to sleep: cant say i have
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? the liver
Are you right or left handed? i have both
What is your bedtime? around 10:30
Name three things you can't live without: oxygen, water and ****
What is the color of your room? dark reddish
Do you have any siblings? indeed...
Do you have any pets? yes
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? is that an offer?
What is you middle name? martin
What are you nicknames? jimbo, youngy, coota... thats about it
Are you for or against gay marriage? indifferent
What are your thoughts ..ion? should be a national pass time
Do you have a crush on anyone? yes
Are you afraid of the dark? nope
How do you want to die? dramatically and sudden, yet incredibly funny
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? are ou calling me gay?
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? in a heartbeat
What is the last law you’ve broken? speed limit
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: as long as it suits them
Eye color: same as above...
Height bit shorter
Weight healthy
Most important physical feature: head... mostly that she has one
Biggest turn-off a penis
Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com jimbo --
[noun]:
A person who is constantly high
i know to alot of you that may seem the greatest definition ever, but its deffinately nothing compared to what it gave me when using my real name, as can be seen below... james --
[noun]:
A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins
yes thats right, i have an inbuilt goblin detection system... and what do you have?... NOTHING!... MY JEDI POWERS ARE GREATER THAN YOURS HA!
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