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Theresa

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About Me

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*****UNION BEACH/LINCROFT/RED BANK/MANHATTAN*****
I LOVE laughing and having a great time!! I LOVE throwing parties and mixing different groups of people. When out w/ friends or enjoying a cocktail while waiting to meet w/ someone, I am constantly looking for the thrill of getting to know the person sitting next to me.IM: Actrss16You'Re ALL SeXXY....Rock out!!!!


My Interests

Beach, Camping, Kayaking, Rafting, Skiing/Snowboarding, Working Out, Rehearsing, Commuting NYC/JerseyShore, meeting people with ridiculously amazing personalities, Bartending/Mixology, Tailgating J----------E----------T----------S!!!
JETS!! JETS!! JETS!!

I'd like to meet:

If u're looking for a HOTT night bar/club-hopping all over the city, all-fun/no-attitude, meet up w/ us******









New York Bar Store
Bar Products & Flair Bartending

Music:

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***I scored a 100% on the "How fucking JERSEY are you?" Quiz***

What about you, BEE-YOTCH?


---I Love Bitches---
Yes, that's a wig. And yes, they're real, stop asking.

Movies:

The Professional, The Goonies, Godfather, What About Bob?, A Bronx Tale, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Clue, Anchorman, 21 Grams, Boondock Saints, Elf, Dazed and Confused, Scarface, 40 Year Old Virgin, Fun With Dick And Jane, Caddyshack, Blow.
LoVeS iT

Television:

ROCK OF LOVE ROCK OF LOVE ROCK OF LOVE. OH MY GOD THE SHOW IS HILARIOUS. BEST COMEDY EVER MADE. Desperate Housewives (1st season-F*ckable men in that cast..), The Family Guy, Arrested Development, The Office, King of Queens (Leah Remini rox) The Howard Stern Show (not big on TV, but I try); *RIP* Seinfeld(Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Funniest woman alive)/Sex & the City

Books:

The Devil Wears Prada, Da Vinci Code, The Divine Comedy, Catcher in the Rye (lived in the Stratford Arms in NY--very creepy), Metamorphoses, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Candy Girl, In Her Shoes

Heroes:

Frank Sinatra, Howard Stern, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Joan Rivers, Leah Remini (pre-scientology),Jon Stewart, Jenny McCarthy and yer mom.

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