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Joy

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About Me


Hmmm.......what to say? I'm a bleeding-heart liberal, I live in the Twin Cities, I have a BS in Child Psychology & I'm looking forward to going back to school to get my PhD, I recently founded a non-profit corporation to provide support & resources to people suffering from eating disorders, I have a cat and two bunnies, I was a cheerleader at the University of Minnesota for Gopher Hockey (Woohoo!) for 3 years-- including the 2 National Championships years! I'm a certified personal trainer, a former dancer and figure skater. Actually, I drive a yellow VW Beetle that I've named 'Fluffy' and she has sunflowers in the flower holder on the dashboard. I'm a girly-girl who loves to go shopping and dress up, but I'm also probably one of the most down-to-earth people you'll ever meet. I'm an overall cheerful person who tells really un-funny jokes sometimes. Yup, that's me! Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 92% Spider-Man 90% Robin 77% Supergirl 72% Superman 65% Hulk 65% The Flash 65% Iron Man 65% Batman 50% Green Lantern 50% Catwoman 45% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
You Are a Beagle Puppy
Cheerful, energetic, and happy go lucky.
And you're sense of smell is absolutely amazing! What Breed of Puppy Are You?

My Interests

Figure skating, dance, running my non-profit, learning web design, making jewelry, playing the piano/flute/piccolo/guitar, crossword puzzles, running, watching MTV, shopping, going out and dancing/drinking with friends, shoes, warm-fuzzies, being a nerd but pretending I'm not one, my bunnies, my cat, wasting time online, drunken text-messaging, Long Islands, over-analyzing anything and everything, philanthropy, attempting to save the world and make everybody smile, coffee, Ben & Jerry's ice cream, vintage british cars, reading about neurochemistry and related topics, scary movies, Happy Bunny stuff, Seven jeans, Coach purses, Steve Madden shoes, clothes from Banana Republic and Express, anything purple, smiley faces, trees, playing Tony Hawk and Tetris on XBox, wishing I still lived in the middle of nowhere where there is lots of space and lots of trees, enjoying living in the city because the shopping's better and the boys are cuter....
You've Experienced 76% of Life
You have all of the life experience that most adults will ever get.
And unless you're already in your 40s, you're probably wise beyond your years. How Much Life Experience Do You Have?

I'd like to meet:

myspace layouts

In real life: Oprah because she rocks, and George Bush because I want to ask him why he's such a fucking moron.On myspace: GUYS: Anyone who's NOT trolling myspace looking for their next potential booty call. Seriously people, playing STD roullette with some trashy guy so I can become one of 'over one billion served' is NOT my idea of a good time, so y'all can stop sending me messages about it! I mean, does it LOOK like I'm desperate enough to sink to such a level? Do you honestly think I can't find some action from a guy with a brain, a personality, a soul, a career, a future, and conversational skills who has respect for me as a person? I am NOT interested in meeting: playas, thug life, any guy who repeatedly mentions the fact that he's getting his MBA and gonna be rich someday, baby daddys, or any guy with any combination of the words: "Hot stuff", "U want this", or "10inch schlong" in their usernames-- my guess is that if you have to TELL people that you're hot stuff or that they want this or how big your unit is, there's a good chance that you're not, they don't, and it's 3 inches and crooked. If you send me a friend request and your profile has nothing but a bunch of stupid sexy images 'just saying hi' on your wall, with a crapload of cute 20-something girls on your friends list and nobody else, I WILL NOT APPROVE YOUR FRIEND REQUEST!!!!!! And no, I DON'T want you to introduce me to the modeling world by taking 'free' pictures of me. If I wanted to be a model, I would go to a modeling agency, and if you were a REAL photographer, you'd have a studio- not a back alley, a bedroom, or your buddy's garage. And if, after all that I've just said, you're STILL persistent enough to be trying to arrange a booty call, I will simply have to assume that one or more of the following is true: A. You kant reed B. You're so self-absorbed and superficial that you don't even take the time to read someone's profile before you ask them out- you just look at the pictures. C. You're seriously into women who play hard to get (which is also unattractive to me, since I'm into guys who are into ME as a PERSON- not just a 'conquest') or D. Everyone else on myspace has already rejected you and you're really, really, really desperate. And just in case that STILL doesn't work, perhaps you should click here

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

If I can't shake my ass to it, I probably won't bother to play it!: Evanescence, Christina Aguilera (the later stuff), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nelly, Eminem, Tupac, System of a Down, 80's hair band stuff, Scapegoat Wax, Rage Against the Machine, Primus, The Doors, Nelly Furtado, Fort Minor, The Beatles,--- pretty much anything with a lot of bass and a kick-ass beatOh, and you can always tell when I'm super-crabby, because I'll be blasting either Evanescence or Christina Aguilera's 'Stripped' album......

You Are a Black and White Cookie
You're often conflicted in life, and you feel pulled in two opposite directions.
When you're good, you're sweet as sugar. And when you're bad, you're wicked! What Kind of Cookie Are You?

Movies:


You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.

You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? Take the quiz:

God created Darwin.....and Darwin noticed that God's creation was evolving......

My Blog

Washington, DC, here I come!!! (good news!)

..> Yay!I've got a couple pieces of good news about my non-profit:1. Our 501(c)3 status has been APPROVED!!! After a year-long process involving tons of paperwork, lawyers, a hefty filing fee, and ...
Posted by Joy on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

I fucking HATE guys, part TWO!!!

Ok, seriously, guys? It's time to stop being fucking morons. I really would love to make it through the rest of my life without having to make installment # 4,271,374,275 of 'I fucking HATE guys' in m...
Posted by Joy on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

I'm in the newspaper.........

http://www.mndaily.com/articles/2006/10/09/69299
Posted by Joy on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:08:00 PST

I love summer!

Wow, it is so friggin' nice outside today!!!! I love sunshine and nice, warm days. It makes me miss home though. (home being in the middle of nowhere in Wisconsin). I miss being able to sit out on my ...
Posted by Joy on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:31:00 PST