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About Me

i'm jeff. i'm tall, dorky and strange. people seem to like me for that, but why i'll never know. i love to talk religion and philosophy, as well as your everyday innane crap and poke fun. and i dig the short chicks, and women in general. i do improv comedy and like to make people laugh. i'm on this myspace entirely too much now. i work at applied systems. please, for the love of christ, get a job there, it's slowly driving me mad (more so). it's gotten to the point where my ADD gets so bad, on the way home i generally don't stop screaming for a good 20 mins.

My Interests

video games, romance, improv, music, vagrant story tattoos, being a nerd, music, comedy, vampires, eating delicious foods, being crazy, and of course, the dames. but who doesn't, i mean, really?

I'd like to meet:

isaac newton so i can steal his wig and run around with it, mohamad and jesus so i can pit them against each other in a miralce-off, and ben affleck so i can punch him.

Music:

black metal, bebop jazz, heavy metal, industrial, GWAR, NIN, Rage Against The Machine, tool, a perfect circle, soundgarden, cradle of filth, led zepplin, queens of the stone age, Queen, the Doors,mortIIs, jefferson airplane, khuppera tum, chemichal brothers, metallica, ministry, gnarls barkley, dimmu borgir, rammstien, tenacious D, Alice in chains, danzig, david bowie, rolling stones, manowar, MSI, drgonforce, my dying bride. everything but country and pop *shudder*.

Movies:

zombie movies and comedies, fight club, the rocky horror picture show, team america:world police, memento, Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, if it's a comedy i'll watch it... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

family guy, titus, babylon 5, cowboy bebop, south park, reno 911, chappelle's show, all of comedy central, iron chef, law and order, house, upright citizen's brigade

Books:

i haven't read much since middle school. i read all the star wars books in existance, then realized they were dumb. but i do like all 5 books of the hitch hiker's trilogy. man, i'm a nerd. LOL!

Heroes:

thomas jefferson, Frederick Nietze, Anton LeVey

My Blog

why i'm a sourpuss

why? because my family is completely insane. if you think your mom is nuts, wait till i tell you about mine. it's not a very good blog, so just ask me sometime and i'll tell you the stories.oh there's...
Posted by jeff on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

beer >women

girls suck. beer is so much better. beer doesn't care how you look. beer will never cheat on you. beer doesn't care if you can afford that fancy dinner or not. beer doesn't get mad if you forget to c...
Posted by jeff on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

god damn am i bored. (no this isn't a survey)

i'm bored but i refuse to subject people to surveys. if you wanna know some thing about me, you can ask. not that i'm saying stop, cuz sometimes you learn a few things about someone you don't even kno...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:07:00 PST

apparently i'm hot shit

so apparently i got hired into the department at work that nobody gets hired into. i will be dealing with the advanced version of the program. must have fooled them into thinking i'm some kind of comp...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:42:00 PST

new jobzorz

my new job is fun, too bad it's so far away. i got a talking to on my first day about not postin joke ads in the office classifieds. it was funny though, they liked it.
Posted by jeff on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:24:00 PST

flakey pussies

really people, is actually showing up for the 10 minutes it takes to blow up a pumpkin with fireworks so hard? especially for those who were SUPPOSED to be in competition with me for coolest explosion...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:11:00 PST

worst day in the history of mankind

ok maybe not the worst day but still pretty shitty as i will explain in dramatic narrative.Rain. Goddamn universe sees it fit to puctuate shitty days with rain. and not just a drizzle. it poured rain ...
Posted by jeff on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:35:00 PST

fuckin GWAR, man.

so GWAR show NOV 1st. house of blues. who wants to go?
Posted by jeff on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:56:00 PST

single again

so broke up with kat today. she was nice and all , we just never get to see each other outside of the ashbarry. still gonna be friends, thus concluding jeff's dating cycle.i found that i date women in...
Posted by jeff on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST

i need a new job.

no really, FUCK cub foods. i've started a capaign of worker apathy, but people are to laz to join in being activel apathetic. ironic, no?i'm gonna have a hell of a time paing for college IF i get to g...
Posted by jeff on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:16:00 PST