::DJ BONEZ:: - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Let me start by saying welcome to my page,
And Please dont be offended by anything you
read, If it don't apply, then let it Fly.
I'ld like to add I am not here for love or
a relationship, I joined to network,
find some old friends and meet a few new ones.
Now That Your Here Enjoy My Story....*****************************************
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How I met the Woman of my Dreams....
Most people don't believe me when I say I met the woman of my dreams at
church of all places. It was early one summer Sunday morning I walked
into church late after a night of drinking and being upset because I
didn't know in what direction my life was heading. As I opened the
doors, All I could hear was her voice and the way it filled the entire
room, I was hooked from there on., Me being the shy person I once was
didn't know how to make her notice me, so I said nothing. After a few
weeks of singing at my church she up and left, no good-bye, no contact
number, no anything. That was the day my life changed. I had always
heard in love at first sight,but this was different, I knew I was in
love the first time she spoke to me, Even though it wasn't to me
directly.I knew my life would never be the same if I didn't find her.
It had been around a month or so and I hadnt heard anything
of her whereabouts,I became depressed and delusional, every time a car
passed,I would think she was in it, I had never even spoken to this woman yet
I was already thinking she was cheating on me. None of my friends would
understand what I was going through so I knew I had to do this one on my own.
I raced downtown Brooklyn and bought myself a fresh pair of Lime green
and grey air max, Then I Went into macy's and went up the back (Boosted)
some black sweats, and a t-shirt. I raced back to the mall to get a hat,
While in the mall I met a young lady who said she
had seen me at a basketball game earlier that week, She wanted to know if
I was going to Calaloo(Reggae andHip-Hop Spot on the corner of eastern pkwy
and Nostrand) later that night? We exchanged numbers and went about my merry way.
I thought to myself a good Reggae / Hip Hop party is just what I needed
to get my mind straight. It was about 12:30am when I reached the club and it
was packed, I felt confident I was going to find a jump-off
(person of the opposite sex used solely for sexual favors)
for the night. As I approached the line I could hear the bass line of the
song playing clear as day, All the girls on the line immediately began
to sing the chorus "when I see you smile" I was on my way to the front of
the line, when someone called my name. . "Hey Tiny"
It was the girl from the mall, and she was looking hella good. I told her to
come off the line and I would get her inside a lot faster. After a lil pat down by security,
we proceeded to make our way down the crowded stairwell right past the admission window.
As I am walking past the coat check . . . It hit me. . . THE VOICE...It was the woman
of my dreams, in the last place I ever thought I would hear from her again.
I tried to ignore her as if she wasnt even there I grabbed the girl from the mall
and pulled her in front of the speaker and began to slow wine for what seemed like an
eternity, but it didnt help any, and I could not deny it any longer, that was the moment
my life changed for ever. I could then feel the woman of my dreams directly behind me,
she welcomed the idea of me dancing with other women..I knew I was in love,
after dancing with almost the entire club and the woman of my dreams by my side I
decided it was time to go. Leaving the club with 2 women was unheard of except for
rappers and/or actors, but tonight I was feeling lucky and it showed.
After a Bird Bath (washing of underarms, Balls & Dick, and feet) I led the 2 of them
into the bedroom, the girl of my dreams quickly set the mood by seducing the girl from the mall
I joined in, after about a good 8 Minutes I let off a good nut, distributed some wet wipes,
that I kept on the nightstand for such occassions, and fell asleep, all in record time.
Only to be awaken by the girl from the mall asking if I had a cab number?
I rolled over to find the girl of my dreams gone. . .again. I thought to myself
how dumb I'm going to feel when I try to tell this story, and then the
girl from the mall directed my attention to a message left by the girl of my dreams,
it was left on a CD. . .she said everything I needed to know about her was on this CD.
I immediately pressed play only to find a variation of soothing sounds. . . . .
at the end of the CD a voice whispered now you know my name......
confused for a minute and Thinking out loud I said ... sound?????
Then it hit me, I finally figured out the name of the woman of my dreams. .
HER NAME WAS MUSIC!!! AND I LOVE HER
DJ BONEZ

My Interests

COMPUTER REPAIR & UPGRADES, COOKING, BASKETBALL, BOXING, GADJETS, GRAPHIC DESIGN, WRITING,

I'd like to meet:

SOME NEW FRIENDS AND RE-UNITE WITH SOME OF MY OLD ONES...
WELCOME TO MY THROWBACK SECTION ENJOY THE SHOW. R.I.P. CHUCKIE / R.I.P. MIKEY / R.I.P. SHAGGY / R.I.P. CHALICE /
R.I.P. ESCO / R.I.P. BIG GLENN / R.I.P. MENDEN / R.I.P. BIG HANK / R.I.P. MONEY MEL /
FREE C.B. / FREE BAM / FREE SPANK /FREE TIP-TOP / FREE DAY-DAY / FREE DEZO / FREE POP / FREE V.I. / FREE "H" / FREE FLY TY /

Music:

Movies:

Television:

Books:

TRUTH IS...
I'VE NEVER LIED TO YOU,

I JUST ALLOWED YOU FOOL YOURSELF,

YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO FIND OUT
WHO I AM AND WHAT I WAS ABOUT.

INSTEAD YOU INVENTED A CHARACTER FOR ME, A.K.A. THE MAN YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO BE

HEY, I DONT WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU,

I'M JUST SAYING,

NOW I SEE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY LOVIN

SOMEBODY I CAN NOT BE..

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IF YOU WERE ACCEPTED AS A FRIEND THEN FEEL FREE TO CALL OR TEXT ME ANYTIME, 917.855.7529

My Blog

HALF WAY CROSSED EYED GIRL......

This is a lil funny...But I swear its true....This was not a date...i would like to add...we were just chilling and decided to hang out...So I met a young lady, through a mutual friend...She wan...
Posted by ::DJ BONEZ:: on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:24:00 PST

I've Never Done This before.....

Is there a more hilarious phrase then the one uttered by women while you are hooking up within a few hours after meeting? "I've never done this before?" Really? So I just met you at the bar a couple o...
Posted by ::DJ BONEZ:: on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:02:00 PST

WHERE SHE LEARN THAT SHIT?

WE BEEN GOING AT IT ALL NIGHT SHE GOT HER FINGER BETWEEN MY BALLS & MY ASS I'M GOTTA HOLD MY BUTT CHEEKS TIGHT... SHE DOING IT FAST, SHE DOING IT SLOW SHE ACTING LIKE I'M HOLDING LIVE AUDITIONS FO...
Posted by ::DJ BONEZ:: on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

GOOD ADVICE II...MY RESPONSE....

So you're wondering why she cheated, How could she do this to you? You treat her good, you take her out, I even heard you ate the pussy too& The difference is&. You treated her good, He...
Posted by ::DJ BONEZ:: on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST

TO MY FEMALE FRIEND....(THE REMIX)

Before you go around falling into "so called love" take the time out and learn how to love and then what is means to be "in love. When you say "I love you" and/or "I forgive you" mean what you say. . ...
Posted by ::DJ BONEZ:: on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:09:00 PST

GOOD ADVICE (PART 1)

Why the hell should you be wifey? When all we do is fuck and I treat you like shit. I told you I don't love you, Were you not listening? Or did you forget? I don't ask where you going, Where y...
Posted by ::DJ BONEZ:: on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

10 QUESTIONS ABOUT LIFE & RELATIONSHIPS.........

01. Why is it that when a guy says he doesnt want to be involved with a female, he has to be either fucking someone else or giving up on the girl and the relationship? 02. Why is it that w...
Posted by ::DJ BONEZ:: on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:52:00 PST

NOT THE ONLY ONE

I had a drink last night, But I wasn't the only one. I couldn't sleep last night, But I wasn't the only one, I cried until I became angry last night, But I wasn't the only one, I cursed love last...
Posted by ::DJ BONEZ:: on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST

WHAT WOULD YOU TRADE FOR LOVE?

A few years ago while I was lying in bed crying my heart out, After just having my feelings crushed by the woman I loved, I heard a voice&I thought someone was playing a joke of some kind on me, so I ...
Posted by ::DJ BONEZ:: on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:13:00 PST

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

Look, about last night I'm sorry I couldn't make it over there to you, But this damn girl held me up again, As soon as I am walking out the door, she needs something, and if I don't get it done then a...
Posted by ::DJ BONEZ:: on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:59:00 PST