"You're not a real woman till you have to deal with a pad."It may only hurt once but damn will it hurt.distorted whooshingsnakes on a planeIt's not what the party can do for you pooty its what your pooty can do for the party.snitchin is bitching!MOOSE!I now leave you to your moosy fate!fignuts!killing is bedong!It dont mean butt, if it aint got that jut!Bow down, bow down, before the power of santa, or be crushed, be crushed, by....his jolly boots of doomdart in your neckwhen will woman learn to take responsibility for the children they help to createcoca cola; i love it, drink it, live it!my brain is mad at me!your poor, poor pants.ok im insane, but im sane enought to know it.they took my squeezing arm.....why my squeezing arm!!!POKE OF DOOM!And God said "Let there be wompy and let it be Jennifer" but then he realized that there was too much wompy for one person and he sprinkled the wompy on the one called Cindy and Michael. And all was right with the world!hey i want....aw lego porn.........to go swiming.yeah that my dog dr. mambo, do you mean like a professor, yeah hes a professor of being a dog...faced! scratch modedi like undercarages--said by michael"bugenhaggen""it sounds like he has a god size hole missing out of him. well i have a whiskey size hole missing out of me"im playing the pot --said by michaeldoes anyone else smell cat food right now, yeah i do. said by cindy and jenn at sonicyour vacuum is a slut because it sucks!---said by michaelhi my name is zena (my vaccumm) and im a slut, because i suck!aww your car ate my phone. its hard to pull out. oww oww oww oww. its bitting me. its eating my phone.---said by michaelwhat smoke are you crackingi didnt even touch you bitch, what im just touching the fish. said by michael.HOLY POKE OF DOOM!!!Awww god like my humps. said by cindyWould someone call my mom?!?--- said on the way to BAYour a dork. No I'm not a whale penis.--- said by michael at BAis it going to eat me--said by michaelim a beer and "burbs" alcohol conisure-- said by michaelwhat is up with all the crickets, oh that is a acorn-- said by hollyman I haven't had time to sit down all day, not even to pee. said by Alicemy brain is grape jelly with physics and its badDo I have eyebrowsIt's a omen of good christmas mogoyou and your bra have crossed the lineoh my god, oh my god, i got it on my lips im going to be poisonedyour whore is in my bed ---said by michael at Liz Claiborne WomanMichael and the couch have gone to first base.When I see chunks im leaning you over--said by michaellook those are wood burning logs--said by me!!you put my thingy in my thingy. said by jenn to michael at Jonny Carino's. This little hump is fun. said by michaelAww crap...wait that was the one i sent myself. said by jenn on getting a text messageThese lights are so long you could have a cup of tea. said by katieYou abandoned me, thats ghetto. said on shin chanI owe you some bling....damn. said on shin chanThey need to come down here, they will get there asses raped.... damn. said by michaelall your base are belong to us!!Happy Arbitrary Bullshit day. Best of luck and funtimes to you in the following irrelevant revolution of our particular planet around the nearest superwad of hydrogen.smell it while i pump it. said by michaeloh and i can feel it too. said by michaelsame noise i make when i lower my gate. said by danea mullet: party in the front, business in the back. said by michaelIm the meat man, I got your meat right here--said by michael on the phoneif your hungry i got what you want right here--said by michael on the phoneIM SUCKING REALLY HARD BUT IT WONT COME OUT---SAID BY MICHAELive gambled and losti plead the 5th of jackI want to go quietly like my grandfather, not screaming like the other people in the carI called Ing 11I gambled and lostI plead the 5th of jack
people that like to laugh, sing, and just enjoy life. i love to get all my friends together for a movie night. watch movies and make fun of the more stupid so called horror movie. there are a lot of bad scary movies out there, and if you know of any let me know. also there are some really great bad movies that my friends need to see. anyway i just want to meet someone that can make me laugh, that makes me want to get up in the morning, because if you know me i dont like to get up in the morning. someone that can put up with my weirdness. there is a lot of weirdness in me. ok well im looking for a special guy or just a new friend. someone that understands my weirdness and loves me more for it.
I like pretty much everything but country, but country is growing on me!!
I love scary movie Old School Comedies (anything Mel Brooks, Monty Python) Airplane, the Jerk, Clue. I like the dumb movies that you dont really have to think about to much you just know that they are funny
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Obsessed with Harry Potter also like Stephen King