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About Me

ONE GREAT QUESTION underlies our experience, whether we think about it consciously or not: What is the purpose of life? I have considered this question and would like to share my thoughts in the hope that they may be of direct, practical benefit to those who read them.I believe that the purpose of life is to be happy. From the moment of birth, every human being wants happiness and does not want suffering. Neither social conditioning nor education nor ideology affect this. From the very core of our being, we simply desire contentment. I donÃ¢€™t know whether the universe, with its countless galaxies, stars and planets, has a deeper meaning or not, but at the very least, it is clear that we humans who live on this earth face the task of making a happy life for ourselves. Therefore, it is important to discover what will bring about the greatest degree of happiness.-Tenzin Gyatso; The Fourteenth Dalai Lama

My Interests

i am interested in doing things that make me happy, whether it means sitting at the beach all day in the hot guam sun, or watching ten solid hours of america's next top model.

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet a married guy that actually wears his wedding ring once in a while, and my guardian angel- so i could slap her across the face and ask her where she was that one time...and that other time...and then that one day when that one thing happened...View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

first and foremost, i am a headbanger. does that take priority over any other music? yes. does it mean that i refuse to listen to anyting else? no. i just like my metal, and i like it hard. but i am a non-discriminating musical aficionado.

Movies:

i like to watch bloody horror movies. subsequently i also enjoy sappy love stories involving musician-turned-actresses- because they too play out like bloody horror movies (and they make me puke a little bit in my mouth).

Television:

i would love a flat screen- but all i have now is an ugly greyish-black one with dents in it. i like to call it "shabby chic"...others might call it a "sony trinitron".

Books:

yeah i read em, but i am not going to list them because lets be honest- who cares what book im reading. dont act like we are in an age where literacy is more important than which celebrity gossip you're most up to date on!

Heroes:

my mom, and the creator of floam.

My Blog

A sad day in the life of Kristen...

Here I sit at my computer. Distraught. Upset beyond words. It is hard to explain why. Well, actually, it is not hard to explain why. The reason is that my favorite fish, One-Eyed Jack, is near d...
Posted by profanity rules! on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:05:00 PST

be advised (and why the hell are all my bulletins so serious?)

If this is the part where I am supposed to write something creative, or witty, please be advised: Those of you that know me- know me; or maybe you think you do but you really dont. If you don't,...
Posted by profanity rules! on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:31:00 PST

no subject

dear... no matter how much i want to hate you- i cant. you have no idea what you have...or had rather. i took care of you. i did everything for you. i loved you unconditionally- through good times and...
Posted by profanity rules! on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:30:00 PST

my personal ad

Hi. I am a fat, ugly dumb bitch, about 4'9, 378 lbs. I am not book smart, in fact I am a high school drop out. I am not outgoing or fun in any way shape or form. I enjoy being a lazy sack of shit. I l...
Posted by profanity rules! on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:24:00 PST

oh the games we play...

why does everything with you have to be a game? if i go up- you go down. if you go left, i go right. if i am not around, i should be. if i am around- you arent. if i am happy, you are mad. if you are ...
Posted by profanity rules! on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:34:00 PST

my favorite umbrella...

I have this friend...she has an umbrella. ITS HUGE! I stand under it whenever I get a chance. I dont know what I would do if I didnt have her umbrella to stand under. I would be miserable an...
Posted by profanity rules! on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:03:00 PST

Today- I accomplished something amazingly wonderful!

This may not mean anything to you people, but today is a very important day in the life of Kristen. Today, I made the final payment on a student loan that I had taken out in 2000 to go to the American...
Posted by profanity rules! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:36:00 PST

the GuAmazing Race part II...results!

so- Nikki and i were chosen to participate in the "guamazing race" along with ten other teams of two. the event was sat may 19 and went from 5am-7pm (not including the after party of which we were to ...
Posted by profanity rules! on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:00:00 PST

the GuAmazing Race!!

So...in case you havent heard, Nikki and I auditioned for the "GUAMazing Race" on Saturday night (April 28). We had 2 minutes in front of the camera to tell the judges why we should be picked as one o...
Posted by profanity rules! on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

i dont know what i would do if...

So- my Grandma has just recently gotten sick. The outlook isnt so grim- however i cant help but feel helpless being that i am thousands of miles away from her and the rest of my family. What can i do ...
Posted by profanity rules! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST