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ashley parker

my tongue has tangled me toothless

About Me

I have a really horrible memory. don't ask me to remember anything, because i don't.

My Interests

showalter, not being stood up, throwing burned out neon light bulbs, jews, lisa "left-eye" lopes, chicken wing dings, t.v.'s on t.v. trays, day dreams in traffic jams,papaya juice,walking,jews,sleeping,trav,phunk,telling really bad jokes,frozen custard,ripping paper into teeny tiny peices,peanut butter and jelly, bullshit;both horrible and wonderful,the scent of anything milk and honey,tequila,annoying unnstoppable soul searches,ants,butts,chainsaws,cashews,loving all sorts of animals,mostly scrubby gross animals with droopy eye-balls,jews,OTIS REDDING,dropping acid bombs,inspiring sights of people living in fear,boobs(not tits)david lynch, driving, michigan, drinking a mix of lindemans frambois and dopplebock layered like a black and tan, black coffee, the 1990's

Movies:

snuff

Television:

cold case files

Heroes:

Ma

My Blog

12 songs you should put on a mixed cd/tape for me

My i-pod erased itself, and my computor is on the fritz. All i want are these songs, and i will be happier then a pig in shit.OMD - Enola GayINXS - Don't ChangePeter Murphy - Cut's you upTears For Fea...
Posted by ashley parker on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:42:00 PST

top 5; media crap in my life in the last week

1. Book From boo's basement library, Day of the Locust is worth reading, so do it. Miss Lonelyhearts is a classic in my book.   2. T.V Big Love. I relate. Don't ask.   3. Movie My mom mad...
Posted by ashley parker on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:55:00 PST

top 10 paintings; about america

So what. I have a soft spot for Norman Rockwell.  I recently found an old book my mother gave me of his paintings and these are some of the ones i had hung on my wall when i was 11 years old...
Posted by ashley parker on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:51:00 PST

10 things that make me smile; in the last five hours

In Order. 1.Corn Dogs   2. Jews   3.Puppets   4.Friends {this is a picture i drew of some of my close guy friends.}   5.Daydreams     6.Dogs in Princess outfits &nb...
Posted by ashley parker on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:44:00 PST

top 10 jews; alive, dead, or gay, who should marry me.

In Order: 1. Adam Golberg   2. Michael Showalter   3. Ira Glass   4. Harmony Korine   5. Adam Spiegal (Spike Jonze) (not sure if he is a jew, but look at that nose.) &nbs...
Posted by ashley parker on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:42:00 PST