I'm working on how to juggle 2 running chainsaws and a Scarlet Macaw, but I don't know how to practice without loseing a finger. I'm aginst protests but I don't know how to show it. A damn good music is what I'm intrested in. For that matter, women......... I'm intrested in women. More curious... like why when they move in with a guy, they want to put things that are the Lavender in places like the bathroom. I once stopped in the middle of having sex to watch a new episode of "House". I collect comic books. I watch sci-fi movies I also cry when I drink too much because I think about getting beat up in high school. HA! just kidding, sometimes I cry even when I havn't been drinking.
I would like to meet Jessie Jackson when he is drunk. I just think that would be funny.
A weekend with George W. Bush his second year at Yale. He may be running this country into the ground, but I bet he could party harder than anyone else.
Tom Cruise so I can ask him "At what point did you officially go BONKERS?"
Matt Lauer so I can ask him why he didn't bitch slap Tom Cruise when he had the chance on the Today Show. I mean come on... "psychology isn't a real science"? That makes about as much sence as a Football-bat. yeah.. think about that for a second. let it sink in.
Emilo Estevez, just so I can ask him when he is making "Mighty Ducks 5"
Jessica Simpson, to play scrabble with
Niccole Richi, Lindsey Lowhan, and Mary-Kate Olsen, together so I can eat a big bucket of fried chicken in front of them.
The guy who stole my idea for TiVO, so I can stab him in the jaw.
Adam Sandler, so I can ask him why he isn't funny anymore.
Kevin Cosner, to tell him Waterworld sucked
Kevin Cosner, to tell him The Postman sucked
Kevin Cosner, to tell him Tin Cup sucked
Kevin Cosner, to tell him Message in a Bottle sucked and if he makes one more movie that sucks that he will suffer the same fate as the guy who is filthy rich from TiVO
I'm sure there's more but I'm too angry with Kevin Cosner to write them down right now
Free Countup Timers at WishAFriend.com ..
Get up kids, crystal method, coheed and cambria, Journey, Van Halen, Megadeth, Outkast, AC/DC, Green Day, Bad Religion, Def Lepard, Offspring, Judas Priest, Kanye West (because he hates Bush even more than I do), Kiss, Smashing Pumpkins, Velvet Revolver, you know, good music... .... ... did you know they havn't writen a new country song in over 17 years? Yes, it's true, they just digitally remake old Hank Williams songs.
Back to the future, Kill bill, Momento, Boondock Saints, The Prophecy, Fist of Legend, Sin City, Crash, and Spice World.Get your led banner
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
Daily Show, Millionaire, Best Week Ever, 24, The Soup, HOUSE, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, the Office, Chapelle's Show, Mind of Mencia, Anderson Cooper 360, and myth busters
ADD prevents me from getthing through an article in Maxim, let alone a REAL book. But a few have made it through my web of disability, but only the classics. Candide, red badge of courage, a few make your own adventure books, and Thus Spoke Zarathustra.
Jon Stewart, Old Dirty Bastard, Seth MacFarlane, That guy who invented fire (that stuff can really come in handy), Christopher Reeve, Lance Armstrong, Larry Flynt, Henry Ford, Greg Graffin, that guy that married Britney Spears first, the guy that stabbs Mr. TiVO in the jaw, and saves some for me, Michael J. Fox, and Pauley Shore (Pauley Shore the ARTIST, not the commedian, or actor.... he sucks)