Nobody reads this part.
Instead, we'll tell the story of my first blackout ever. My FIRST blackout was my greatest. I lost the best 6 hours of my life ever to a triple shot of Liquid Cocaine.
I do not recommend this shot. Barcardi 151, Jagermeister, and Rumplemintz. The taste is akin to moose balls which have been marinated in jet fuel, then topped with an Altoid.
My last memory was staggering out of that first bar in downtown State College, PA (the G-Man), knowing that at least 3 bars were still on the schedule. The next thing I remember, I'm waking up on my couch, fully clothes, with a rubber skull clutched in my fists, and a mouth that tastes like wolverines have been shitting in it.
Highlights include:
-Starting a wrestling match in the middle of the road, during a snowstorm.
-Heckling drivers who drove by and yelled at us.
-Nailing one passenger in the mouth through a moving car window with a snowball. Bitch.
-Buying an entire pizza and flinging it like a frisbee at one buddy. Cheesy burns!
-Punching friends in the face. Punching self in face.
-Obnoxiously interrupting a solemn goodbye to senior friends to blabber nonsense.
-Going from laughter to tears to laughter in under 1 minute
-Drinking beer in a public area in only boxers
It was a great time. This is all I have been able to collect from 3rd party sources. If you have any information, you know how to get me.
