I like golf, thats why im studying golf at college, yes, i am studying golf at college. some people say whats the point in hitting a little white ball round a field. i say shut up
i would like to meet myself from the future, then i can see how i am doing, i hope i am doing well. if im not doing well i can change things to make it so i am well in the future. the future is clever
i like lots of types of music, i mainly like radiohead, the beatles and the smiths, mainly because they make good music that i like. some music is not very good, if i hear bad music i tend to hit the the radio or whoever is singing, if they fight back i run away
I like movies that make me laugh, if they dont make me laugh i dont like them and sometimes hit the telly. if im in the cinema then i cant reach the screen to hit it so i ask for my money back. if they say i cant have it back i hit them then run away
i do not have a telly so i do not watch much telly, only at weekends, then i like to watch the adverts
I like NON-fiction, if i am not learning i dont see the point in reading, the only exception to this is Lord Of The Rings. if you havnt read it, heres the lowdown: a guy inherits a ring, all the men and women in the book want to touch this guys ring apart from a wizard who just likes to finger his staff. so pissed off with this, he runs away with his floppy haired gay sidekick to try and throw it in a big volcano thing which they do so succesfully. the end
i have two main heros, they are the chuckle brothers, mainly because they make me laugh with their comedy genius. during some episodes i laugh so much i start punching things, sometimes i manage to calm down