me? well, i was taken from my nest at the young age of 6 months by a pack of bonobo monkeys. my mother monkey carried me on her back through the trees until i was strong enough to climb the branches on my own. they fed me berries and leaves and sticks and bugs and watched over me until i was strong enough to gather food with the rest of the monkeys. spent the first years of my life swinging through the tree tops of the amazon rain forest, it was wonderful, except when you would try to sleep and you fall off your little branch. the monkeys took very good care of me, they taught me which leaves were ok to eat, how to groom myself, not to eat ants, and how to defend myself against angry chimpanzees.
well, the time soon came when i got too big to swing in the tree tops anymore, so my monkey colony packed me some food and i ventured down the trees to set foot on the ground for the fist time in my life. with only a spear, my berries, and 35 cents i set off through the rain forest to find my next stage in life.
after what seemed like months of walking, i ended up in this place called san diego, there i grew up, went to school, learned how to use silverware and met a lot of really nice humans. so after school, i went on to start the career i always wanted, which has brought me out to the imperial valley. a lot different from san diego, a little warm out here at times. as far as i go...i'm a lot o'fun, i love to party, go to clubs, travel, work, and anything else. very active, ambitious, honest, all qualities important in the monkey tribe. i love traveling, been to costa rica a couple times, cancun a couple times, cozumel, and of course rosarito, tijuana, mexicali more times than i care to admit. planning to head to costa rica and brazil before the end of the year. so yeah i guess i'm good people! i'll never forget the monkeys.
