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HELP!!! I'm lost...

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About Me

K, about me... I'm tall, white and often times confused. I have two arms, 10 fingers and a head ache… Dad works for the carnival, a two headed freak show. Mama wrestles alligators & battles terminators.
More about me...? I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I have spoken with Elvis and hung with Tupac. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, pan-handle in my underwear, manage time efficiently and steal little kids lunch money. Using only a hoe, toothpick and a mexican samari sword, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a pack of rabid baboons.
I am a freaky streaker like Winnie The Poo. T-Shirt and no pants as I dance the boo-ga-loo. I bounce, rock, roll and skate.
I am an expert in kung-fu, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I live in a van down by the river. People trust me and children fear me. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I bat .400. I can hurl tennis rackets and cell phones at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week, and when I do, I sleep in a chair with one eye open grasping a samurai sword. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
I can make solid things bounce like they are hollow. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries.
I graduated from SDSU. I work a lot and enjoy doing it. I live in Downtown San Diego, I sell real estate and am a mortgage planner. I love music and love life. I’m fortunate to have an awesome family & the greatest, weirdest & craziest friends around.
Every morning you wake up you get to decide, it's either going to be a good day or bad... I make all of them great! I long ago decided to make the most out of every day, to live life to the fullest, and not regret a thing... Since then I haven’t looked back & couldn’t be happier.
Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die tomorrow.


I am true to myself and don’t worry about what others think. Life is so short, yet so many people waste their time worrying about what others think instead of finding themselves and enjoying it.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
We are all born originals--why is it so many of us die copies?

I make sure to take every opportunity to let those I love or care about know whenever I have the chance. Never take anyone or anything for granted because...


To the world, you may be just one person, but to one person, you may be the world...

I will NEVER stop dreaming and pushing to achieve more… We live in a country that gives us the opportunity to achieve anything we want if we’re willing to dream it and work for it. I know what I want out of life and I’m going to get it all!

First, when everybody tells you that you are being idealistic or impractical, consider the possibility that everybody could be wrong about what is right for you. Look inside yourself the way nobody else can. Will the pursuit of your dream hurt anybody? Do you stand at least a fair chance of success? If you fail, will you be seriously damaged or merely embarrassed? If you succeed, will it change your life for the better? When you can persuade yourself that your dream is worthwhile and achievable--then you say thank you to the doubters and take the plunge … How much better to know that we have dared to live our dreams than to live our lives in a lethargy of regret.--Gilbert E. Kaplan

What kind of man would live where there is no daring? I don't believe in taking foolish chances, but nothing can be accomplished without taking any chance at all. --Charles Lindbergh


You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. --Wayne Gretzky


Life is but a long series of connected moments. How we choose to redeem each moment determines our destiny.


A mirror reflects a man's face, but what he is really like is shown by the kind of friends he chooses.


If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. --Mark Twain


The wise man does at once what the fool does finally. --Baltasar Gracian


If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. -- Henry Ford


I edited my profile with A spoon, dental floss, two avocados, a hand grenade and a little bit of love... !


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My grandparents...

Hunter S. Thompson... The "American Dream"...

Pirates...

Ninjas...

Steve Zissou

Any other weird, fun, sarcastic, motivated people out there!

"There he goes -- one of God's own prototypes -- a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live... and too rare to die."..

My Blog

Living in a van down by the river...

This has to be one of the best SNL skits ever... www.SDShortSaleExperts.com
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Heavy Drinking - Must Read

I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking and it scared the shit out of me! So, that's it... after today no more f'ing reading!
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Fill this out or i will stab you with a plastic fork!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. How long have you known me?4. How well do you know me?5. When and how did we meet?6. What was your first impression?7. What's the fondest memory you have of me?8. H...
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