my best attribute is also my biggest bullet in the foot, my sense of humor. in having plied my noggin with all manner of humor over the years, i manage to simultaneously be high-brow clever, low-brow filthy and rapid-fire quick, thus i manage to turn off as many people as i amuse, and in equal increments. if i offend, forgive me...it's nothing personal (and believe me, if it were, it would be quite obvious). if you dig it, welcome! you're my kinda people! there are few things in life i love more than having friends over and having a laugh. i've managed to emerge as a pretty decent self-taught cook and if i have you over and present you with a joke, a cocktail and food, it's the biggest i love you i know how to give. i'm most certainly not above making a fool of myself to offer a laugh to my friends, or even to amuse myself, cuz sometimes, you just have to make your own fun.
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 40%
Envy: 20%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink*
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: me, a name i call myself
Birthday: never ask a lady her age
Birthplace: only the second guy to be between mama's legs (unless the OB/GYN counts...?)
Current Location: 36 stories in the sky above century city
Eye Color: poo brown
Hair Color: drowned rat fur brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends upon the task *aHEM*
Your Heritage: dutch/polish/english/irish/native american
The Shoes You Wore Today: kenneth cole!
Your Weakness: good food and pretty boys
Your Fears: sharks!
Your Perfect Pizza: fococcia crust, marinara, mozzarella, basil, garlic, artichoke hearts, fresh and sun-dried tomatoes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: re-obtain my 29" waist
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMMFAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: skyy or stoli...? =oP
Your Best Physical Feature: not for me to judge
Your Bedtime: whenever the booze knocks me out
Your Most Missed Memory: if i can remember it, how is it missed...?
Pepsi or Coke: i don't drink soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: in-n-out, bitches!
Single or Group Dates: i prefer my dtaes pitted...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: good earth green tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: what is this vanilla of which you speak...?
Cappuccino or Coffee: mochas!
Do you Smoke: only my bong knows for certain
Do you Swear: masterfully, fucker
Do you Sing: better than most, not as well as some
Do you Shower Daily: with my lush "olive branch" shower gel!
Have you Been in Love: meh
Do you want to go to College: oh, you mean that overpriced tradition that's really just an excuse to party and network...?
Do you want to get Married: certainly you mean "get civil partnered"...?
Do you belive in yourself: i know my strengths and shortcomings, sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: *blarf!* nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm hangin in there...
Are you a Health Freak: riiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Do you get along with your Parents: extremely well!
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVELOVELOVE them
Do you play an Instrument: *opts not to make the "skin flute" joke*
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: omg, it's been HOURS...
In the past month have you Smoked: *ignores question and smiles sweetly*
In the past month have you been on Drugs: *blinks bleary, red eyes* mmm? huh? sorry, i forgot the question, dood...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i couldn't get a date from Sun Maid
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: oh, HELL yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: haven't touched oreos since i found out about how bad the white stuff is for you
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, and i should remedy that
In the past month have you been on Stage: the world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: i've learned to effectively reduce that risk, thanks
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, and i should remedy that, too
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just wistful glances at pretty faces
Ever been Drunk: not since last night...what, it was monday!
Ever been called a Tease: in my youth, perhaps...
Ever been Beaten up: once
Ever Shoplifted: absolutely not!
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: young
What country would you most like to Visit: england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: N/A...anything could be lovely
Favourite Hair Color: the same
Short or Long Hair: the same
Height: between 5'6" - 5'10"
Weight: 140 - 150
Best Clothing Style: depends on your style and personality
Number of Drugs I have taken: are you KIDDING me?
Number of CDs I own: damn...uhm significantly more than the previous question
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: more than the number of cds i own
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! ..Kids In The Hall ep 102
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