BIG AL

Generally speaking, I dislike people. The irony is, I am currently employed in an industry that requires a tremendous amount of contact with the public and the ability to please them. Despite all my best efforts to hate people, I'm somehow very good at making them feel good. I suppose I don't really hate people; I simply find the majority of them unworthy of being anywhere near me.
BTW, please do not let the above deter you from attempting to get to know me better, I'm told I'm really cool... That's what they say.
I'm a complete and utter dork, but you'd never know it just looking at me. That's right, I am a total babe. Just wait until I open my mouth though... Do not let the blonde hair fool you.
I'm neurotic, paranoid and I require a lot of attention.
All I really want out of life is a good hug and kiss and an apple tree (I compensate my lack of one of these with shoes).
I enjoy my job and being right; I am very good at both. I concede grudgingly when irrefutably wrong.
I like big words.
I'm funny as shit.
Lately I haven't been able to shake this whole happiness thing. This is a new sensation for me, so please bear with me while I try to adjust... I still have some residual "shit" to deal with.
Oh, and if you would please show some love for the photos I've taken and posted it would be much apreciated. But only if you like them, of course. I am a compliment whore. I like to be told how great I am so that I can smile and blush and think to myself that you must be trying to blow smoke up my ass.
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will perish of fits. Repeat this to yourself: "Things can work out even if I don't get my way. Things can work out even...."
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Brain Lateralization Test Results
Right Brain (34%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (66%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain
Are You Right or Left Brained?
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ESTJ - "Administrator". Much in touch with the external environment. Very responsible. Pillar of strength. 8.7% of total population. Free Jung Word Choice Test (similar to MBTI)
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Your Rising Sign is Leo
You are confident, self-assured, and more than a little vain.
And you have a flair for the dramatic - whether you're on stage or causing trouble.
Your spirit can't stay in one place very long.
You like to live in new places and travel the world.
Cultured and sophisticated, you pride yourself on having good taste.
You are an expert in art, music, food, and film. What's Your Rising Sign? How apropriate they think:
You Should Learn Swedish
Fantastisk! You're laid back about learning a language - and about life in general.
Peaceful, beautiful Sweden is ideal for you... And you won't even have to speak perfect Swedish to get around! What Language Should You Learn?
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.
In love, you seem energetic - almost manic.
In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic. What Do People Think Of Your Face?