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About Me

Rattle Snake Army can do what they do due to snakeskin boots. We hunt the little loving venemous creatures and make beautiful, affordable boots out of them. To purchase your very own pair of snakeskin boots made by R$A, (click here) , or you must come see our live show and visit our merch table. Snakeskin boots man.

Hailing from deep inside of the black caves of the desert, these fuckers will rip your face off and wear it while ass fucking your girlfriend on the jesus cross. You could only be so lucky to catch a show from these guys. You will never see a show date because they just show up and play. You've probably seen them strolling the streets at night with a shopping cart full of cans, or just a bottle in a paper bag. They need a change in thier lives like they need the change from your pockets...................................VERY BADLY! ....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/30/2004
Band Website: cant afford one.com
Band Members: GUNTHER MCGAVIN: back up shit talkin' & stringed pieces of tree/ VENOM BUTTERS: Back up shit talkin' & stringed broom/ STRIKER: trash cans, soup cans & main shit talker/ SKUDDER: telephone wire on a stand up ironing board
Influences: hair metal,free bar tabs,local bar sluts,midgets,old grand dad,begging for change,picking butts out of the gas station ash tray,finding food in the McDonalds dumpster,duct tape,thrift shops,gold teeth,laceless shoes,switch blades,razor blades, and roller blades,no lubin' ass sex with models,Jesus brand furniture,caterpillers into butterflies and maggots into flies

Sounds Like: Your mama queefing into a hot tub
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The coolest message we've ever gotten........

..> PAIN$CO. http://www.myspace.com/145044661 Date: 15 Jun 2007, 14:01 Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Date Sent: 15/06/2007 14:01:00Body:i got my mullet did and im ready to fuckin...
Posted by Rattle Snake Army on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:51:00 PST

HOLY HOT HEAT!

Well, once the weather cools off a little here in the desert, we will come out of hibernation, Venom and Gunther stepped out of the cave the other day to get smokes and damn near died. Now we si...
Posted by Rattle Snake Army on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Ep

Check Out Rattle Snake Armys new EP entitled: Is that sex or did someone just die? Available october 2005 in an major record distubtor
Posted by Rattle Snake Army on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Check out FATEFUL FUCKING DAY

Another kick ass fucking band from NY. We would be there but we would freeze during the winterz. If your a bum....live in the FUCKING DESERT!
Posted by Rattle Snake Army on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. Dimebag

Dimebags dead and that shit eating piece of shit who shot him is going to meet satan in hell and get ass fucked over and over again by a bunch of Cowboys From Hell. Lucifer will not have this. So from...
Posted by Rattle Snake Army on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST