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About Me

.. Stephen --
[adjective]:
Full of bees
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comAbout me? Most of the people reading this already know me don't they? It doesn't seem very...logistical. But, for the records, I am 25, living in Lincoln, NE and attending UNL. I am majoring in anthropology. And no, that has nothing to do with bugs. Out of high school (ca 2000) I joined the Navy for six years, under the whole "nuclear power" thing. I spent most of that time pretending to be an electrician on the wonderful USS Tucson in Pearl Harbor, HI. It would have been wonderful, anyway, if pesky Hawaii hadn't kept interrupting the quality time I wanted to spend on the boat. I am recently sans Navy (as of August, 2006), and me encanta. Of course, most of the people reading this already knew all that. The picture is slightly out of date. I'll update it sometime...
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The Canadian Strangler
People Iced: Fifteen
Car Bombs Planted: Seventeen
Favorite Weapon A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Thirty Three
Eyes Gouged: Thirty One
Tongues Cut Off: Eight
Biggest Enemy: Bloody Benny
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My Interests

I like things. Things are good. Things that are good, anyway. Things that suck suck. Those are not good. So I suppose I am interested in the things in the non-sucking group. Although it should be noted that the things of the sucking variety are valuable for comparison's sake.
You Are Best Described By...
Eye
By M.C. Escher What Famous Work of Art Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Most people have this question easy. They can answer with my name. I already know me. Knowing other people only waters down the experience.

Music:

Warren Zevon, Mercury Rev, Devotchka, Hawthorne Heights, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Luna, Guggenheim Grotto, Andrew Bird. And of course all the generic answers: classic rock, I listen to pretty much everything...., et cetera.

Movies:

Godfather, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Clockwork Orange, Snatch, Anchorman. I enjoy those stupid-funny movies. Then of course the really good movies. Apocolypse Now. To be honest, I really don't watch movies at home all that much.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Television:

I stand by previous statements I have made that Seinfeld is the pinnacle of TV sitcoms. Other than that, Family Guy, South Park, Daily Show and Colbert Report, Discovery/History/National Geographic. Of course I don't have any cable right now, and don't really intend to get any (cable, that is). The whole topic may be moot.

Books:

Dostoevsky, Chuck Palinauk, Bret Easton Ellis. Heart of Darkness, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Stranger (Camus), Douglas Adams (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy). You get the idea.

Heroes:

My Blog

Ladies and gentlemen...we got him.

Posted by Stephen on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:02:00 PST

SPECTACULAR statement

On behalf of the Society for the Proliferation of Ethical Concerns Towards Aboriginal Cave and Underground Living Accommodation Residents, I feel it is necessary to make a statement concerning terrori...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:54:00 PST

America: Almost Three Million Served

I recently discovered that it is almost official. Nest week, the American population will cross the "3 million served" line. Sooner or later, we'll catch up with McDonalds. Th...
Posted by Stephen on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

Side effects

I was eating lunch today, doing the crossword puzzle in the newspaper. Directly across from the crossword are advice columns. One of these is some medical-ish advice column. One pers...
Posted by Stephen on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST

How Evil Results

You Are 52% Evilhttp://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-3.jp g" height="100" width="100">You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.Fear not though - you are on your way to wo...
Posted by Stephen on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:20:00 PST

SPECTACULAR!

Today, I saw this on a flyer in a local paper: I for one am sick and tired of the negative publicity this particular group has received from the mainstream media. No longer can I ...
Posted by Stephen on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:08:00 PST

How Evil surveys

I have noticed an survey entitled "How Evil Are You?" on many bulletin entries and pages. I glanced this over, but am not certain how accurate it actually is. I have decided to solve this ...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST