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robyn

anything but tall skinny bitches please.

About Me

i'm a sucker for good music, good politics, and good liquor.
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?
WHAT DESIGNER ARE YOU?

Juicy Couture!!
You are a fun, girly girl, but you have a naughty side to you. You love to enjoy life and live it to the fullest!
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You Were Very Naughty This Year!
Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!) Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
You Are a Dirty Martini
You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk.
You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules.
You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously.
Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
You Communicate With Your Body
This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person.
You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches.
Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others.
A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you! How Do You Communicate?
You Are 30% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch! How American Are You?
You Are 4% Capitalist, 96% Socialist
You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed.
As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power.
You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person. Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

My Interests

boxing, music, scandals, gossip, tha beach, jacuzzis, jernts, GREYGOOSE, bombass vegetarian food, iced soy mochas with non-dairy whipped cream!, hotel partayz!!!! , i rilly love those nights you get high with friends and then roll around on the floor laughing for so many hours that you cant even remember whats so funny except that yur laughing then you remember it was SNOOP hotboxing tha toilet? WHaa?!?!!

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robyn Beverley Calder
Birthday: April 29 1983
Birthplace: London, UK
Current Location: NYC (but only for a sminute then its back to London)
Eye Color: I dunno, greenish brownish greyish bluish
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5 4 ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed but in all other senses i'm 100% LEFT
Your Heritage: british empire (said with no ounce of pride)
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops (not some hippy shit though, they were clean and classy)
Your Weakness: no
Your Fears: depression
Your Perfect Pizza: with soy cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: eat and excersize well
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey sexy haha just kidding it would be the hmm face prolly
Thoughts First Waking Up: i can't believe its after 2pm
Your Best Physical Feature: the whole package
Your Bedtime: no
Your Most Missed Memory: i have lots of memories, hope i can get lots more
Pepsi or Coke: coke....
MacDonalds or Burger King: no
Single or Group Dates: this is a trick question...i would imagine me and my top five so i suppose group?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: soy lattes
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate without any doubt
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: not nicotine cigaretes
Do you Swear: fuck you
Do you Sing: hells yes and i dance
Do you Shower Daily: baths
Have you Been in Love: see "your fears"
Do you want to go to College: been already
Do you want to get Married: yes and more than once is fine as the more wedding parties the better
Do you belive in yourself: belive?
Do you get Motion Sickness: i got a stomach of nails
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes and no
Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as i can watch them from somewhere safe with a bottle of grey goose
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what a silly silly question
In the past month have you Smoked: maybe some mj
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes! ( :
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no and i haven't gone to a mall
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i cant remember
In the past month have you been on Stage: ditto
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i'm down to go this month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i cant remember
Ever been Drunk: ditto
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: i dunno if i would call it being beat up...
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: whoa..what the hell kind of question is this..i guess it would have to be in the middle of doing something gangsta (details of which i will not describe so as not to incriminate myself or anyone else)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: see above
What country would you most like to Visit: south africa

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Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ..In general, I like music with a lot of bass and wit beats you can dance to, a few fog horns and gun shots always a plus..i (not-so-secretly) want to be a dj and producer..i hate wackno/techno and that shit..and i HATE whiney boy-fronted rock bands but i do like the killers becuz i dont think they are whiney and i think they are the best rock band since iron maiden. i 333 dancehall, reggaeton, soca etc and i 333 hip hop and especially hyphy shit from da bay!!! and i am getting into 'grime' out here in london town and i do like sum JT and can appreciate pop music a-la- britney so long as my wonderful cousin is making a slutty dance routine to it..i 333 r&b, i like r kelly (sex in the kitchen anyone?!) and anthony hamilton and john legend and old school r&b especially sam cooke, otis redding, and marvin gaye and i 333 rock steady and ska and basiaclly every era and manifestation of reggae..i basically love music, if i were to describe myself in a simple mathematical equation it would be music + politics = me, if i was going to make that a more complex equation it would be (music + politics)^booze= me.. (the ^ booze is to "to the booze-th power)

Movies:

Gansta Movies definetly, I really want to see the Departed, I've seen the original but sadly forget the name of it but really loved it!! i don't like the good will hunting guy but I 3 leo especially since the aviator which i thought was an awesome movie...i also like hmmm...lets see..i like horror movies but i hate gorey ones, i basically hate violence in movies which think i'm a hypocrit all you want but i see a huge difference in simple gun shot violence or insinuated violence a-la- mafia movies and brutal 20 minute long rape scenes a-la- gorey, crappy movies..i like weird supernatural moveis and i like long slow movies as long as they are good..i also like really funny movies especially when i'm stoned.

Television:

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Books:

I'm reading books for school so they are about globalization, political sociology, sociology, post-coloniality, gender, "race", post-structuralism etc etc etc. right now i'm reading about gender and nationalism and religion and politics. and i'm thinking of doing my dissertation on british and american discourse and policy regarding "aid" to Africa and how these discussions and practices are always gendered and racialized and basically neocolonial but also can be and are re-appropriated and re-directed in ways that challenge euro/american hegemony (sweet, i managed to fit "hegemony" into my section on Books...) anyway its in the pre-even-needing-to-think-about-it stage, but thoughts and feedback are always appreciated!

Heroes:

"It is true that if care is taken to use only a language that is understood by graduates in law and economics, you can easily prove that the masses have to be managed from above. But if you speak the language of everyday, if you are not obsessed by the perverse desire to spread confusion and to rid yourself of the people, then you will realize that the masses are quick to seize every shade of meaning and to learn all the tricks of the trade."-Frantz Fanon, Wretched of the Earth

My Blog

i miss pop corn!

it seems that english people are anti-popcorn..i can't seem to find it anywhere (outside of the movie theaters)...this in conjunction wit the fact that i can't ever seem to find any weed means that la...
Posted by robyn on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST

hmph...

im bored of school and political socio/borology..i wish someone could come over and take me to see the departed...
Posted by robyn on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST

why i love ruti..

...because she cuddles with me in the mornings ...because she communicates with me ...because she shakes her booty when she sees me smile ...because she sits next to me when i take baths ...becaus...
Posted by robyn on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:44:00 PST

crushes from tha past!

well yesterday i couldnt work cuz i had no money fer gas cuz seiu is yet to give me my paycheck so i spent tha whole day in my hotel room with ruti watching movies and farting around on the internet. ...
Posted by robyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blog-blog-blog-blogginit

i dunno if you can post the same blog in two diferent blog spots but im new to this game so forgive me if i break da rules. i cant believe im doing this but shooooot im in riverside california its a ...
Posted by robyn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST