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straight faced orgasm man

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About Me

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My Interests

mahdik n yo mowf,los jankees,drinking,being a jackass,lovin mah lady

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The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master ( RBSM )

Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."

Your exact male opposite:

The Slow Dancer


Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

Always avoid: The Sonnet (DGLD)

Consider: Half-Cocked (RBSD), Genghis Khunt (RBSM)


Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - personals | Dating
My profile name: : joepyre

I'd like to meet:

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Heroes:

superman,me,my mom

My Blog

the shitty shoe

i hopped a fence cuttin' around writer's block. tryin to break shit down and stuff it down your brain stem like crack rock. maybe it'll get you high too,like it do to me. listenin like smokin it gets ...
Posted by straight faced orgasm man on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:44:00 PST

magic eye

the darkened sky after a little storm,like a thought soaked eye. a full moon,the pupil,staring at me,watching me, studying each truthful lie. a passing train a few blocks away,so loud then slowly star...
Posted by straight faced orgasm man on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:38:00 PST

a friendly sitdown

my mind feels like a minefield,one wrong thought and i might explode.fear has erodedmy soul's language encoded,i haven't even broke it.gimme a stoge i'll toke it,watch the smoke ittravels in uncertain...
Posted by straight faced orgasm man on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

my mind's controversy

got caught with a murderous thoughtall along that's what i foughttime and again i want to sinbut i just close my eyes,imagine and grin.try not to even think this way,but every good boy has his daywhen...
Posted by straight faced orgasm man on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST