Mickey’s Divorce |
Have you heard that Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce?Yes, it's very sad, but Mickey went to see a divorce lawyer and explained what was going on and why he wanted a divorce. T...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:29:00 PST |
Peep Show |
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
In walks her husband's friend Ben. The...
Posted by Eric on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:30:00 PST |
Married Couple |
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharac...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:09:00 PST |
Aging |
George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about ag...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:04:00 PST |
Wedding Anniversary |
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in seconds A...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:47:00 PST |
Health Care |
The top 10 indicators that your Employer has changed to a cheaper Insurance Plan.....(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (9) Directions to your doctor's office includ...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:58:00 PST |
Things everyone should know... |
Things everyone should know - (Borrowed)1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the letter ...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:36:00 PST |
10 Things Losers Do On Myspace!! |
I Borrowed This One!!
Onethere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace trackerit does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 1,000...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:36:00 PST |
Transformers |
I just saw Transformers last night. In my opinion, the best Summer Movie so far (I have seen Spiderman, Pirates of the Carribean & Shrek 3).
Posted by Eric on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:43:00 PST |
