Naked Alone Time

15 IMPORTANT DATA-RELATED FACT STATEMENTS OF OBVIOUS TRUTH1)Have the ability to laugh at yourself - itll make life a lot funnier 2)Nothing you ever say will stop me believing that potatoes are funny 3) Or that Denmark is the awesomest country in the world 4) Vikings could beat anyone's ass, even a minja 5) Chris Cornell's goatee is cooler than yours 6) I love everyone, except those who hate llamas, like Anastacia or have a natural (or unnatural) tendency to be arrogant - now that's just silly 7)Only the grunge mentality is dead, the music is still as AWESOME as ever 8) Wearing flannel shirts and listening to nirvana does not make you a grunger 9) Likewise, perming your hair and listening to Guns n Roses doesnt make you 80s (i love them like everyone else, but it takes more than that to be an 80s cowboy) 10) Nothing beats a cold beer (or rather no liquid substance - i dont want to contradict my viking statement 11) Hedgehogs are cuddlier than they look 12) Ajax will win the Dutch Football league - every year 13) Never forget: Park Avenue leads to SKID ROW 14) "I dont trust camels, or anyone else who can go a week without a drink" 15) And last but not least, remember, "There is more to life that being really really really, ridiculously good-looking"-(`v)- Design your MySpace with MyLook -(`v)-