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About Me

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I'm gonna fill this in once again, because it's fun. I'm Roy, 18 years of age and my bones are old and tired, but I still rock out with my cock out. I might act like an arrogant cock from time to time and have cold stares flashing about at random bi-atches, but really, I have a tiny heart. Anyhow, enough about the psychotherapy shrink bullshit.
My daily activities are school, playing guitar and sitting in my room being a filthy indie-snob listening to songs about how Yoshimi battles pink robots, stormfront cemeteries, Decatur, paper (le) Tigres and what not. Over the weekends I mainly work and party the feck up.
I'm a music freak and since I enjoy writing - I just enjoy pissing people off by writing, actually - I decided to combine writing and music to find a perfect job for me; music journalism. Yes, you got that right, kiddies, in only a few short years you shall read my shit in Mojo or some other lame music magazine verbally pissing on bands you like. Now adore me and remember; "ne nuntium necare".
I reckon that is all. Oh, I like whisky and receiving head, so if you fail on giving me head then at least bring some fucking whisky... Thank you in advance.
And remember, kids:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My pocket emo :D Feed him, plz!
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My Blog

The most vulgar word to grace the Dutch vocabulary...

Yes, kids, as a brief getaway from my English essay (rhyme skillzzz, yo) which appears to be taking forever, I will tell yee today (holy shit, mad rhymzzz) about the most vulgar word in the Dutch dict...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:11:00 GMT

The Strokes vs. Incubus AKA "whatever happened" to the Strokes?

Well, after watching two concert registrations on MTV (Yeah, yeah, I know, MTV sucks, bla-bla-bla, suck my dick) and because of utter and extreme boredom and an overflow in urging to write something c...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:13:00 GMT

I write you...song!

See!? This is what my desperate boredom's driving me to! I'll probably start snorting my 5 euro bill in a sec for traces of cocaine! Dammit! Anyho, I wrote a song about some smooth, sick, typical Doel...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 14:09:00 GMT

Guacamole

Once again, it is time to take out the tambourines and kick some ass again. It's going rough on me, it's a hard task but I have to do it. I could of course make a blog about my plans to take over the ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:42:00 GMT

Moja Mojo, eat your heart out!

Maayan and me are of the breed "asskickerus". It's a special breed, and this afternoon, we once again proved the fact that we're special. Ladies, gentlemen, I present to you the very first emo-rap-bal...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 13:51:00 GMT

Pete the Crotchmaggot and his band of Funk Fanatics

Yeah, it's time I dropped another one of these over here. First to go over some highlights:Yes, the Decemberists. Probably the ugliest people to ever perform in a band, but goddamn, were they jawdropp...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 06:43:00 GMT

I'm too mature for you guys... Face it!

That's right, you have that correct! I'm too mature for you. I mean, the way of me solving problems, the way I'm never violent, the way I don't hate people, the way I'm always open for casual sex... D...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:58:00 GMT

Spiritual fraud

Occasionally I walk down the stairs and enter a whole new world to me; the living room. I look around a bit and I witness my mother sitting with teary eyes, staring at that miracle box called the tele...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:56:00 GMT

Things that are pissrad...

Yes, kids, I shall summarise some of the coolest things this sad, pathetic, but at the same time rad world has to offer:First off: PIRATES!!! Pirates kick so much ass, it should be forbiddenI mean, wh...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:55:00 GMT

A Handful of Religion

After seeing the movie "signs" for the 5th time, i still agree on the fact that it's a kickass movie. I personally would've replaced the aliens with hairy, man-eating, genetically manipulated lesbians...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:04:00 GMT