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Rick

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About Me

I am a very loving nurturing man who is also very caring and loyal. I am divorced with no children. I am a Tampa native who recently returned home after living in Colorado for nearly 8 years. I try to enjoy life to the fullest and try to live each and every day to the best of my ability despite roadblocks and limitations that life can throw at you. I spent the 90s doing some very interesting work in the music industry in the Tampa Bay area, and I spent the bulk of this decade in the computer field in Colorado. I am a very funny person that loves to laugh and have a good time. I love animals and have 4 dogs who came back home with me from Colorado. I also love to sing... and Im not afraid to do it in front of people. I love karaoke!found this christmas layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Mel Brooks, Kevin Smith, and any generous rich person. ..Check out "The CAST Of Beatlemania" performing "With A Little Help From My Friends" in St. Petersburg, FL, 10-5-07. They play all over the world, and if you ever get a chance to see them... DO IT! They are amazing!!!

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Movies:

"They don't really mean what they say. They just got their own issues and what not. Alls I got to do is keep bein' a good person. No matter what, good things'll come my way. Everything's gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have no in my heart. Right on. Things are gonna happen for me!" - Joe Dirt

Heroes:

David Ingram (1930-1977)... Though my dad was taken from this world when I was nine, I still feel him standing over my shoulder guiding me which way to go....George Carlin... Despite being a bitter old man these days, he is still one of keenest observationists of our time... Here's some great philosophy from the master:GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008New Rule:No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly want to! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn.New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster?New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged . I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keep sakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Good, we're done.New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but, without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and One NutraSweet,'ooooh, you're a huge asshole.New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering My PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want Cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass! And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN Recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, they're already doing that. It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.'New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.New Rule: And this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell If he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, Dude. I just want to wash my handsNew Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you! want fries with that?'-George Carlin..

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My Christmas Wish

My Christmas Wish If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony. If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be fo...
Posted by Rick on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:37:00 PST

My first Blog.. hmmmm

I am here at work trying to do this crazy my space thing that these crazy kids are into these days! I am at work so I'm trying to do this while someone is screaming in my ear... Wish me luck!
Posted by Rick on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:26:00 PST