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HamGuy

Come and Pig out!

About Me

I have been in business here ibn Hornell for some time. Inspecting Ham is a very difficult process, from the moment I gaze upon the meat to probing my finger all inside. I love my job!! ToolsForMySpace.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I am open to all customers, black, white, male, female, gay, straight, all religions and especially policians Here is a special pic of ham sent in by one of my good customers

Music:

Songs include: Baby got back, I wish I werea Oscar Mayer Weiner, Put em on the glass, Three little piggies, Honky Tonk Bodonkadonk

Movies:

Babe, Gordy, Charolette's Web, Great Muppet Caper, Basic Instinct, The Shining

Television:

Looney Toons, Green Acres, The Muppet Show(Pigs in Space), Drawn Together

Books:

George Orwell's Animal Farm, Kurt Vonneguts's SlaughterHouse- Five, Dr.Suess' Green Eggs and Ham

Heroes:

Porky Pig, Orson the pig, Miss Piggy, Drew Carey