Call Me Bonkers

I'm an aspiring chemist, the only thing in my way is my clumsiness. I spend most of my time laughing, or making a sarcastic remark but I just can't help myself. Comic books, music and good food are my weaknesses along with a mid-day nap and a grande vanilla soy black tea latte from Starbucks. I'm easy to get along with as long as you don't talk during sport center or drink light beer. I also frequently go to lala land, a lovely place where grown men don't wear tag or axe but actually invest in cologne, 4 cylinder engines don't exist, and vegetarians, vegans and any other tarian doesn't yammer on and on about healthy eatting habits but can't stray from booze. Oh and it really grinds my gears when people talk down on sports like football and wrestling and don't know a lick about it, if you're one of those people, do the world a favor and stick to playing dungeons and dragons.