Mr. JVSuguitan

SONG COMMENTARY:
like BIG, a;ll i wanna know is where the party and, and can i bring my gat?

ANYWAYS... ABOUT ME:

I want to make this entire blue section as long as possible. and with that ill start with the dislikes so everything after is about cool shit... yea.

DISLIKES:

-the ron price family
-paul reisner
-chain mail
-people who have different political beleifs or lifestyles
-FaYk AsS nIgGuHzZz
-having to slap a bitch
-being a FaYk AsS nIgGuH
-pride
-gluttony
-sloth
-envy
-lust
-anger
-greed
-not being up to par with music today... i have no idea who you guys are talking about
-how fear holds me back
-how that turns to regret
-when my hoes dont have my money
-prejudice
-not being productive
-friend requests from bots with webcams
-having friends who dont comment because come deleting party season i really wish my friends list was larger
-getting a billion page views and jack shit to show for it
-spending my time on bullshit like this so you fucktards can disacknowledge it
-people who waste my time
-liars
-unlacing converse
-lacing converse
-walking on rocks in converse
-buying new converse because the last pair couldn't handle my steez and i have no taste in shoes so i buy something that goes with just about anything (black goes with everything)
-smelly knee pads and smelly knees
-bono from u2
-when the dog bites
-when the bee stings
-when i'm feeling sad
(i simply remember the fallowing things and then i don't feel so bad...)

LIKES:

-dancing
-bathing
-drawing
-acting
-eating
-sleeping
-staying awake
-blogging
-faith
-hope
-charity
-fortitude
-justice
-temperance
-prudence
-JCL
-making people laugh
-making people laugh at things that they shouldnt
-updating this peice of shit myspace so that you fucktards out there get a better glimpse of what kinda guy i am so you quit asking questions or ask better questions
-self expression
-having people refer to me as thaMylkManX
-being productive
-respectful children
-disrespectful children in pain
-pussy
-all types of comments on this peice of shit myspace so that when i log on its not an utter waste of time to update this peice of shit myspace
-keeping good company who will tolerate my rants, and problems whether theyre listening or not, saying things to people is much more releiving than writing it down or punching cardboard boxes in the back of boudins
-customers who eat quick and throw away their shit without making eye contact or asking questions
-humble and happy old people
-grumpy obnoxious old people in pain
-being away from daly city in good company
-spending money
-saving money
-looking forward to shit
-swimming
-friend requests from people who ive actually met or am very likely to meet
-helping people get started in dancing
-ruining peoples lives and being able to call them crewmates
-being the best at a shitty job, very rewarding
-talking shit
-trying to make this interests section as long if not longer than the 50 comments i have on my page
-getting fucked up
-earning cancer
-dead babies in clown costumes
-lunchables
-honesty
-the relaxing feeling of not wearing converse
-clean knee pads and clean knees
-tax returns
-raindrops on roses
-wiskers on kittens
-bright copper kettles
-warm wollen mittens
-brown paper packages tied up with strings
-cream colored ponies
-crisp apple streudels
-doorbells
-sleigh bells
-schnitzles with noodles
-wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
-girls with white dresses with blue satin sashes
-snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
-silver white winders that melt into spring
(those are a few of my favorite things...)

LIFE TIME GOALS
(this has been added because the list keeps growing)

[ ] represent america in a bboy jam
[ ] be a published writer
[ ] star in a movie
[ ] paint a portrait
[ ] say something dramatic right before the clash of thunder
[ ] join the free masons
[ ] jump though a wall of fire
[ ] save a life
[ ] swim with my clothes on
[ ] not go to prison
[ ] set foot on every continent
[ ] financial security
[ ] get shot and not be phased by it
[ ] promise someone i'm going to kill them before a certain date then do it, like mel gibson in the patriot
[ ] father healthy talented children... with super powers... or at least octilingual
[ ] marry a woman with the same goals
[ ] set the trees of daly city on fire
[ ] reside in europe for a few years
[ ] write a screen play
[ ] make people laugh
[ ] change at least one life, for better or worse
[ ] be a magician
[ ] be a shark
[ ] die old
... and much much more.

DEATH WISH LIST
(This list grows too)

[ ] everybody is to help build me a pyramid.
[ ] this pyramid will hold my dead body and all my belongings
[ ] a book of ALL my writings is to be published and distributed to all who attend my funeral
[ ] the imperial march is to play as people enter the ceremony
[ ] clash of the valkyries is to play during the ceremony
[ ] during the ceremony my coffin is to stand atop the roof of a dodge viper as it spins like at a car show
[ ] 2 import car models in permiscuous outfits are to model for the viper while having a water gun fight
[ ] the preist is to wear a priest bot costume like the robot in futurama and he will have soul... that is unless you can get a real priest bot (with or without soul)
[ ] guests are to attend in super hero costumes with the exception of the masks, because its hella cool when super heros dont wear their masks. the funeral ceremony is to be held several monthes after my death, that way the guests can get their superher assignments.
[ ] pornography and breaking clips are to be projected onto a wall behind the priest bot as he talks, so that the guests will not be bored
[ ] guests are to wear ray bans aswell
[ ] my cat is to be placed in my coffin with me during the ceremony. this way as the ceremony commences guests will hear "Meeeeeeeeow" really loud. the cat is to be released after the ceremony and before the burial
[ ] as the ceremony ends the american gladiator song is to play when the guests exit
[ ] guests are to wear black trench coats during my burial at the cemetary
[ ] as my body goes into the ground the entertainer is to play
[ ] after my death my birthday is to be celebrated as if i were alive and it were national holiday
[ ] the costumes that guests attend the funeral ceremony in are to be placed on maniquinnes in glass cases inside the pyramid
[ ] instead of passages from the bible or any religous book. the priest bot is to read from an american history text book. replacing the names of historic figures with the names of myself and my friends.
[ ] my body is to be chopped up into several pieces after the ceremony. that way my body will have several types of disposals or whatever. it will happen as fallows. one part is to be burried as always. the entertainer will play. another piece is to have a trojan funeral where it is stacked hella high on wood then set fire. like in star ship troopers the third peice is to be sent into space. i would like my skeleton however to be placed on a thrown in my room wearing a robe and a crown. just sitting there looking fly for all eternity.
[ ] a sword is to be stabbed into the grass before my grave stone, as if i like a samurai