chris - ProfilesArchive

About Me

raspy and flashy and willing to go for it all with or without a handful of flint and a bottle of clorox- you're call. a recalcitrant hipster living on the edge of a sparkly world that you're invited to if you can muscle through the insulation or moonwalk. these ballz are not whiffle.

My Interests

tap dancing, drinking bottled water, watching duck tales...i love to feel the gentle touch of a lovers fingers carressing my lonely veins with a razor blade. i am a knife. i PAINT. PROFESSIONALY. Website coming soon. fuck science

I'd like to meet:

angry, despondent and ready to handle biz. half calf of decaf motherfuckers.

Music:

the faint, shins, mc hot dog, from here on out, elliot smith, bts, modest mouse, slacks and the flapjacks, neil young, ice cube

Movies:

muppets take manhattan, the secret of nim, the santa clause (starring tim allen), donnie darko, the land before time, surf ninjas, a very brunson christmas

Television:

the oc, the view, pet store, ab fab, the rap, the mack, saved by the bell

Books:

bunicula- celery stalks at midnight, good night moon, calculus for dummies, the screen play for freaky friday, white fang, communist manifesto, how to goob up with babes, farmers almanac, surfing the internet for dummies, table etiquitte

Heroes:

martina hingis, kenny lofton, the grinch, dawson, blinky, hank 3