I am a daily smoker, casual drinker, recovering sex-a-holic, choc-a-holic and shop-a-holic. Moved from Phoenix 2 years ago after college, where I spent most of my day trippin’ on Peyote and melting ants with a magnifying glass. After my parents joined a cult in the early part of the decade, I inherited a small Siberian husky wiener dog, named Thermos.
Later I ended up washing exterior windows at a high rise in downtown Atlanta before getting a job regulating the amount of sugar in coca cola (they are headquartered in Atlanta). I spend only a short time there after I was “let go†for humping the distillers during a “flashback†of the peyote.I took a medical leave of absence from work, when I needed to find myself. I hired a private investigator to see if we could get any more insight into the assassination of President John F Kennedy…I did some serious soul searching in the Peace Corps, where I was stationed in East Timor, a remote area at the south end of the country, Baucau. I lost my virginity to an Indonesian immigrant on government business from the French parliament, information I can not talk about or remember...we had a small baby I carried around in my cargo pants for about 2 weeks until we could care for it no longer. (Babies should really come with manuals). We sold it to a working class German couple who couldn’t conceive because of the wife lost her uterus in a freak drive by shooting while on a trip to Cleveland.The latest chapter in my book is about my new wife, Naomi. We met a few years back while at a Mardi Gras party in Denver. I threw her some beads and she showed me her melons. She pursued and I withdrew and then I pursued and she withdrew…it was not love at first sight, but something indescribable, like the pain of watching British comedy, like Monty Python for example.We awoke the next morning, both with different partners, but ran into each other on the vomit layered street. We ended up making love for the first time together that afternoon under a southern oak, in a southern park, in the southern united states, south of the Mason-Dixon line (this is pre Katrina). It was not painful intercourse either, but rather a gentle exchange of romance, passion and bodily excretions.We were to wed a year later in a scenic part of the national rain forest in Dubai where all our friends and family were with us on our special, special day.We decided to try and bring our love and devotion to the main screen and attempt to make a living at it. We started LiveLinx in 1999, where you can call and chat with live, local singles. We have kept it a private company, but plan on an IPO in late spring 2008.We are currently happy and live together.Papau Zao.
