miggs

the first idiot move i ever made was at age 4-5. my ma lost me in a generic type department store. i of course was in the toy section. i had to poop sumpin fierce. i was so enthralled by all the toys, like the muscle men and transformers. i never got these toys, anyways i had to make a decision. i chose to shit my pants. i was wearing overalls, no diaper. so all these lil rabbit turds fell out my pant leg. now to be quite honest, i was embarresed, so whenever i saw someone, i started running to a empty aisle. meanwhile my ma was looking for me. she found a single goat turd. for some peculiar reason when she found that tiny turd she followed the trail. turd after turd she followed those shitballs. well long story short, she found me. like the bread crumbs in hansel & gretel. she just grabbed me and dropped her purchases and high tailed it out of there. she picks up my poop trail to this day.ha!