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TREASON formed in 1998 in Jed's basement apartment in the Bronx. Originally it was just a few of us getting drunk and fucking around on different instruments , none of us were experienced. Jonathan Fuck (vocalist) was only 16 and Jed was 19. It was a four piece band , Jon was best suited on the mic since I was the biggest asshole out of the four. Jed was good on bass and drums but he took the drums because the retarded kid could play bass a little but really sucked on drums. Then this really girlish young man named Ian McGee came along and got his fruity little buns on guitar. We played a few gigs with these two jerk offs , we had a really raw sound and always got a good crowd response. The bassist who went by the name Mav Shady later became addicted to crack , since the only crack head we tolerate is CrackHead Paul we decided to kick the bassist out of the band. We kicked him out the same day we had to play a show , so we played the show without him. Just drums ,guitar ,and vocals. Oh yeah by the way CrackHead Paul isn't really a crack head he only smoked crack 4 times.
We went through a few bassists but most of them were jerkoffs and weren't very dedicated. By this time the guitarist was going through a lot of personal problems. He was a homosexual that was in the closet and he was very touchy about the subject . We caught him fooling around with guys a few times and that made him feel really uncomfortable , but we never had a problem with it .So since he was so uncomfortable with his sexuality he became really angry with himself when he thought about all those dirty things he did on those drunken nights. After contracting Ghonoria he decided to leave TREASON.
Soon after that he was replaced by LIZ who then took over on guitar , but we were still left assed out with no bassist. A few months later we met this annoying little bitch named Ryan who would soon grow up to be a big boy. He was able to play like a motherfucker so we kept him, so by 2000 we had a solid line up and its been the same ever since.....Jed on drums , Liz on guitar ,Jonathan Fuck on vocals and Ryan on Bass
Columbo, Don't Be a bitch
I only smoked crack 3 times
