The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French stripper named Choloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. When i was insolent i was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really.Myspace Contact Tables
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