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donkey jegg

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i am a spiritual entity wafting through the internet like a hangover fart. in the real world i move around from place to place, blackening peoples lives with every burst of verbal herpes that springs forth from my cheeks. i manage to drain all the energy from any room upon entry

My Interests

music, humour of any kind, intercourse (social and sexual), smoking, liverpool football club, beer in various forms, the occasional portion of hard drugs, talking, listening, eating, sleeping, expanding knowledge, living, breathing, self-love

I'd like to meet:

harry truman, robbie fowler, tony benn, george w. bush (only for cold-blooded purposes), howard from the HBOS ads (ditto), mr motivator, fearne cotton (YES, YES, YES!), and st. peter (mainly because of the alternative)

Music:

red hot chili peppers, green day, everclear, nirvana, nine inch nails, rage against the machine, cypress hill, the clash, rancid, guns n roses, revolution 74, the levellers, queen, placebo, NIN, the offspring, razorlight, tenacious d, silverchair, capdown, teenage fanclub, weezer, 2pac, the prodigy, oasis, eminem, ash, jurassic 5, ben kweller, television, the germs

Movies:

a quite hideous song by the american (c)rap-rockers alien ant farm. avoid at all costs. films? trainspotting, south park, back to the future, human traffic, dazed and confused, chopper, naked gun

Television:

a brilliant band from the 1970's punk wave in the US. recommend the songs 'elevation' and 'marquee moon' from the album 'marquee moon'. telly? peep show, friends, family guy, american dad, FOOTBALL OF ANY SORT, hollyoaks, countdown, blackadder, simpsons, sky sports news

Books:

great gatsby, remains of the day, trainspotting, "romantic" magazine publications, four four two, etc.

Heroes:

so many............john wayne, edd the duck, robbie fowler, martin fowler, david icke, dave grohl, gandhi and boris johnson. also worth a mention are Pickles the Dog (who found the world cup) and my mum and dad.

My Blog

hell on earth

giving up alcohol is a bloody hard thing to do, especially when you've become very used to it.  if anyone has any suggestions as to how i can make it easier, please let me know.  i've stoppe...
Posted by donkey jegg on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:57:00 PST

yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dreamt that i met steven gerrard last night.  he told me not to give up hope of making it as a pro footballer.  the other night i dreamt i was in halo, killing aliens with a brute shot. ...
Posted by donkey jegg on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:34:00 PST

freshers week

it is upon us.  the best week of the year by far.  stock up on alcohol and contraception, and for fucks sake don't take photographs of anyone you pull.  people are much better looking w...
Posted by donkey jegg on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:00:00 PST