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christopher

Nice try zombie scientists, nice try.

About Me

I do what advertisements tell me to do.

My Interests

an occasional clear mind, good oral hygene, NPR, playing and teaching various guitar styles

I'd like to meet:


Music:

clev·er /,,kl?v?r/ –adjective, -er, -est. 1. mentally bright; having sharp or quick intelligence; able. 2. superficially skillful, witty, or original in character or construction; facile: It was an amusing, clever play, but of no lasting value. 3. showing inventiveness or originality; ingenious: His clever device was the first to solve the problem. 4. adroit with the hands or body; dexterous or nimble.

Movies:

The Seventh Seal, american beauty, coming to america

Television:

six feet under, the simpsons, lost, house, arrested developement, kids in the hall

Books:

The Economist, Tricycle, The Stranger, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Heroes:

fresh cuts for future scars
As the crow flies
alan
margie
kevin
jon
samantha
steve
scott
shannon
dr nathan killface
krista
bryan?
sarah L.
Connor
jordan
doug
rob
nate
kelli
andrew
chris
Alex
My dad
ian
Lynn
david
adam
Kc
Dana
Nick

My Blog

Crappy Myspace ads about guitar.

myspace has all these advertisements based, I assume, on the information given in my profile.  Most of them are ads for guitar lesson websites with catch lines like "Suck at guitar?"Not only is t...
Posted by christopher on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:11:00 PST

I *gulp* LOVE you, Binder Clips.

It could be said that sterile organization has always been a passion of mine, but I think when we get down to my purest essence, office supplies are really where my heart lies. Staplers, pens, desks, ...
Posted by christopher on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:45:00 PST

Potential Myspace Friends: Send a message

The number of friend requests I'm receiving from fake profiles has recently skyrocketed.  In the past two weeks it has gone from one or two a day to between ten and twenty per day. 
Posted by christopher on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 04:03:00 PST

pastrami is the grossest lunch meat there is.

EWWW!!  i just tried to finish my sandwich and couldn't do it.  NEVER BUY PASTRAMI!!!  
Posted by christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we do stuff?

so yeah, i wrote this for my band's blog, but it may as well go on mine too. The past two weeks have been pretty halfway a little bit not terribly boring and depressing for us.  We home recorde...
Posted by christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Watch this video because it's freaking awesome.

It's a computer animated short and I like it.  Deliveryps, wheat grass juice tastes like one might expect... grass...
Posted by christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

George Harrison is just a big Oasis ripoff.

OMG i just checked out a George Harrison cd from the library and it sounds like oasis!!! omg he must be totallly obsessed with that band to rip them off so badly!!!
Posted by christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST